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And if you're wondering why @[email protected] is still not on the App Store, it's because according to Apple it's useless. I'm on strike 🇫🇷, I've stopped working on it until Apple say it's useful.

A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures and count up to 5:
Equivalent to a human aged 3.

A cat doesn’t give a damn, and is sick of your crap:
Equivalent to a human aged 48.

says the guy understaffing an IT department

With the support of the Embassy of Kazakhstan the "Yurt of Invincibility" was opened in Bucha.

The heating point is equipped with generators, where people can warm up, charge phones in case of blackout.
Thank you 🇰🇿

Reading between the lines here I think Aditya Chakrabortty is right - Britain has probably, for now, passed the point of peak political bullshit. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/22/politics-difference-between-lies-bullshit?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
Here’s the essential skill for assessing our politics: knowing the difference between lies and bullshit

We have suffered both. Some never speak the truth because they don’t know or care about it. Others know the truth but lie anyway, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty

The Guardian

One of the benefits of #Mastodon being #OpenSource: The EU can help make it more secure.

"Awards of up to EUR 5000 are available for finding security vulnerabilities in LibreOffice, LEOS, Mastodon, Odoo and CryptPad, open source solutions used by public services across the European Union. There is a 20% bonus for providing a code fix for the bugs they discover."
https://commission.europa.eu/news/european-commissions-open-source-programme-office-starts-bug-bounties-2022-01-19_en
#EU #OpenCollaboration

European Commission's Open Source Programme Office starts bug bounties

Ethical hackers wanted, for fixing bugs in LibreOffice, LEOS, Mastodon, Odoo and CryptPad.

European Commission
JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

In 1991, we broke free from the Soviet Union
In 2004, we won our rights for free elections
In 2014, unarmed, we won the right to determine our futures
In 2022, we fight against our destruction & enslavement

This is no different.

It is in our blood to stand, fight, and win.

During the holidays, I like to *focus on my personal growth*…

*get fat

Tiny (Big) Mastodon Tip 🐘✨

A few things that will save your mind if this increase in traffic becomes overwhelming for you:

1. SLOW MODE 😌

A Mastodon feature to keep new toots (posts) in your timelines collapsed until you click on the “new items” bar at the top of the feed. On desktop, go to Preferences > Appearance, then enable the option “Slow mode”.

2. BOOKMARKS 📍

To remember a toot you saw and want to Boost (repost) or comment on later on, you can Bookmark it! On desktop, click on the Bookmark button second to right on the bottom menu of any toot. Then go to the “Bookmarks” on the right menu to find it back later on.

3. LISTS 📝

You can use “Lists” to separate the people you follow into categories. For example, you can create a VIP category for the people you don’t want to miss any toots from. On desktop, on the right menu, click on “Lists”, then create a title in “New list title”, click the “+” button on the right. On the profile of someone you follow, click on the “3-dots” button on the right of the “Follow/Unfollow” button, select “Add or remove from lists”, click the “+” button to add them to your List(s). Your Lists will appear on the right side menu.

4. NOTIFICATIONS CATEGORIES 🔔

You can see your Notifications per categories on desktop. Click on the “Notifications” button on the right side menu, then click on “Show settings” on the upper right feed menu. In the “Quick filter bar” enable “Show filter bar” AND “Display all categories”. You can also add/remove sounds per category in this setting.

5. FILTERS 🔇​

You can make it so that a specific word, words, or hashtag will be either collapsed and hidden unless you click on it or never even appear in your timelines. On desktop, go to Preferences > Filters, then click “Add new filter”, fill the options you want there. You can also make it temporary if you wish with the “Expire after” option.

6. LOOKING AT MOSS! 🌱​

When you get overwhelmed with noise and bad news, I greatly encourage you to browse the hashtags Mosstodon, Mushtodon, LichenSubcribe, CatsOfMastodon, Photography, and more! Simply type these words (or others) in the Search bar and you will find them. You can even Follow hashtags!

7. TAKE BREAKS AND BREATH 🍵

It’s okay to leave and come back later, or take a day or more off from social media! Always prioritize self-care  ​ 💚

#TinyMastodonTip