Kevin Karhan 

#CHOMKEN!

#Chicken #Chimken #Bird #Birb #Borb #thicc #floof #fluffy

Dec 29, 2022 at 1:01pmWeb
Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
GIANT CHOMKEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX4Jh-44-Nk
Giant chicken

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
PONDER THE ORB!
https://meow.social/@Bwee/110885840365132567
🏳️‍⚧️ 💙 Bwee 💙 🏳️‍⚧️ (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Interrupting your timeline to show you this roumd chimkin. May the chimkin bless you with her wisdom. #chicken #farm #animals #silly #ROUND #bird #birb

meow.social - the mastodon instance for creatures fluffy, scaly and otherwise
Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
If I ever got sufficient space I'd get some chomken!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqx2WgDbdIA
Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
Like those are noice...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gNdaZbTxos
Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
Tho with #ClimateChange raising temps, I guess #Emus may be better...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ytiWXINkg
We’re Fixing our Emu Breeding Problem

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023

Espechally #Ostrich which are a more efficient and envoirmental drop-in replacement for #Beef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1pBA856cIY

Amazing Ostrich Farm - Ostrich Farming Technology - Ostrich Production Process - ostrich factory

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
Also #OstrichEggs taste really well... #Eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-qCuzdlTpY
Gordon Ramsay Makes OSTRICH Scrambled Eggs In South Africa | Scrambled

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023
I wounder if anyone made #Tamagoyaki out of those...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGct0fAy_dI
Japanese Omelette Tamagoyaki: Cooking Technique

The Japanese Tamagoyaki omelette consists of rolling up successive layers of beaten egg during cooking. Here is the technique with three eggs.More on my webs...

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023

Cuz I think those could be made and served very nicely...

Like with some #Nori, #SpringOnion and #Cheese...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGIvDKqMtUI

9 different kinds of Tamagoyaki| Japanese🌸🥢#tamagoyaki#omelett#cookingvlog#japanese

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023

I mean, why not?

I think these are pretty awesome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUBy13JuSo&t=639s

Cooking a Japanese Omelette Outdoors with a GIANT Ostrich Egg 🍳

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023

If I ever were to make a "#TheShed - Style #Restaurant but legit, I'd offer this as "#ImperialBreakfast"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_PsZ9I6aFc&t=130s

We Eat The 2000 Calorie Egg! | Sorted Food

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Show threadKevin Karhan Aug 14, 2023

OFC #Crocodile tastes even better (Basically in between salmon and lobster) but those are carnivores and thus even more inefficient than Ostriches...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOXt3LgTHrY

Thai Food - CROCODILE TENDERLOIN STEAK Bangkok Thailand

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Show threadkshahAug 14, 2023

@kkarhan how did the bull warn the aussie farmer about the invading birds?

'emu-ed.

Show threadBeardguyDec 29, 2022
@kkarhan oh, the chonky one
Show threadKevin Karhan Jan 1, 2023
@beardguy Yeah...
Show threadKevin Karhan Jun 15, 2023
@beardguy also got it in a can...
Show threadKevin Karhan Sep 26, 2023
@beardguy and that can of #ChomkenPowder tastes awesome!
Show threadOblomovJul 20, 2023
@kkarhan an excellent approximation of the spherical chicken in mathematician jokes.
Show threadKevin Karhan Jul 20, 2023
@oblomov wasn't it "cows are spheres"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAHbLRjF0vo&t=320s
The Better Boarding Method Airlines Won't Use

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Show threadEve (?), she/her (?), secret spooky romulan (?)Jul 20, 2023
@kkarhan A veritable chorb
Show threadKevin Karhan Jul 20, 2023
@EveOfTheFuture also extra floofy floof!