@stavvers trying to learn Swedish and literally every time I make the slightest mistake my wife says some variation of this. The sheer number of things that if you mispronounce means something rude is astronomical.

Not even accounting for when I told my mother in law I was was taking my girlfriend out for a little coffee and cake, and instead of “fika” (coffee and cake) I said “fita” which means pussy. “Yum yum yum, I’m taking your daughter out for a little bit of pussy”

@stavvers
I understand that you are not Scandinavian so to you, who exist on culinary fats like "Crisco" (whatever that is) this seems like a funny anecdote but

BUTTER CRISIS IS SRS BSNS

One year the store was OUT OF SWEDISH BUTTER and I had to buy IMPORTED BUTTER FOR THE LUSSEBULLAR

Jul was ruined RIP