slutty little candy man
the dimension where nightmares live
as a woman and a scrappy fan
traditional english dishes
star wars name
are you gonna eat all that
jod
there was room for draco in the minivan
incomprehensible
hand tattoos
girls in your area
make better choices
sorry for the late reply
reverse dracula / they very much did kill jesus
the proletariat make do
caterpillar
unfair study
neezer
game of walking bad
helium
mouse pride
merry wokemas
you better watch out
rudolph
so here it is
willy wonka
cats (2019)
hamlet
those are his hooves you bitch
bagel
except for the raisins
one of the guys quit
found footage
some good qualities too
life hack
we drove out of the lubrication
croatia
catboys and himbos
finally
rosa luxemburg
honorable discharge
if we all wish hard enough, perhaps 2023 can be the year of pussy out
woman yelling at cat
how to draw bears
silly putty
the great london fire
devin
in the underworld
boots shorts
no time for mansplaining
sad little man
jfk
corvid art
12,239 pages of heated debate
as per my last email
@stavvers whenever I sign off an email "Regards", my number 2's get out the popcorn and start seeing who I might be mad at 🤣
@stavvers For anyone trying to make sense of the alt text, replace the word "number" by "bomb".
@stavvers Benoit Blanc is famous, meaning Light Yagami would already know his name. So, no. He'd be death-noted so fast.
@khalidabuhakmeh This is all assuming Benoit Blanc is his real name on his birth certificate...
@stavvers 🤔 Why would it not be?
@stavvers I guess there's only one way to find out...
@khalidabuhakmeh @stavvers If you’re launching yourself into a career where you’re likely to disappoint vengeful folks, spare your loved ones: don’t use your real name. Citation: #Zorro
@tlholaday @stavvers with all the social media leaks, I bet you could figure out his name from the dark web.
@stavvers Wait, Light Yagami only acknowledges your original birth certificate name? Is Light Yagami a terf??? @khalidabuhakmeh
@considermycatjohn @stavvers yeah, true. What's a name anyways but something you call yourself and answer to. Benoit Blanc is one dead mofo because he believes its his real name.
@stavvers little blood splatter just…heeeere….perfect!

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Everyone seems to be raven about this! 🙄🤔

@stavvers I titled an ep of mine ‘Street Art by Corvid’ after encountering this on my street.
Pollock would have been proud of it.
@stavvers Trying to paint a murder of crows?
@stavvers I love this! I would definitely buy that masterpiece!
@stavvers that’ll do it
@vegetablegremlin A shocking stat most people don't know: 90% of fires are caused by fire. Boost for awareness!
@stavvers I guess ChatGPT may have a real chance!
@stavvers I would have also accepted "London" as the answer
@stavvers Google gives answers, not necessarily the truth
@stavvers well that's settled then ...
@stavvers Actually, it was The Doctor trying to stop a terileptil (1982 serial "The Visitation")
@asthargf @stavvers One of my favorite historical episodes! I love the tereleptils, wish we had more encounters with them to enjoy.
@stavvers It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
@stavvers wow i didn't know that ​​​

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