@adhdeanasl If that were true, I'd be so much better today.

@adhdeanasl That made me laugh out loud. 😂

@adhdeanasl We all learn from the mistakes of others.

@adhdeanasl I knew it!

@adhdeanasl what I would give to have a power down button in there to get over to sleep quickly!

@adhdeanasl I had not heard that. Good tip. #dadjokes

@adhdeanasl when my mom stuck a qtip too far into my ear and induced a cough, i’d say she hit the cough button.

@adhdeanasl I’d love for this to be true. A reset would solve a lot of problems. Back to factory settings, baby!

@adhdeanasl so now I’m deaf in my left ear. You’ll be hearing (no pun intended) from my lawyers.😂

@adhdeanasl well, this is at least an improvement over the Chobits hardware design

@adhdeanasl I wish I knew that before....just before.

@adhdeanasl Nice!

@adhdeanasl Sound medical advice.

@adhdeanasl If only it were that simple 😂

@adhdeanasl no wonder my memory is so bad!

@adhdeanasl aah… no wonder I never remember where I put my phone or why I go into a room!

@adhdeanasl also, I busted my eardrum and lost my hearing

@adhdeanasl 😳

@adhdeanasl look, man, sometimes my brain gets itchy. Directions. Smirections.🤷‍♀️😅

@adhdeanasl tbh some days I kinda want to press the reset button on my brain though

@adhdeanasl If you manage to press your eardrum and uvula at the same time your face takes a screenshot

@adhdeanasl 😂😂😂

@adhdeanasl some helpful advice, @kimyuri

@adhdeanasl Are you a Discworld Dis-Organiser imp? "It produced a cotton-wool bud and prepared to insert it into one very large ear. 'Erase Memory Y,'N?' "

@adhdeanasl Hi

@adhdeanasl Just a moment. Let me try th

@adhdeanasl that explains a lot of people

@adhdeanasl shhhhhhhhh! Don't go exposing our secrets!

@adhdeanasl so that’s why I feel so fresh every morning…

@adhdeanasl 😂🤣😂

@adhdeanasl wait,

@adhdeanasl can I reset back to 1993 settings, please?!

@adhdeanasl It's fine as long as you don't hold it there for 20 seconds or more

@adhdeanasl Reset to what though?

@adhdeanasl but I Need factory reset.

@adhdeanasl Ok then... *start stuffing half a box of Qtips into his ear*

@adhdeanasl say more about this reset button? Do I start all over? Lose the 40 pounds? Get Jenny Diver back? I need details.

@adhdeanasl This explains a lot.

@adhdeanasl
I thought that was only the ear burger hideout!

@adhdeanasl can confirm

@adhdeanasl So that's my problem!

@adhdeanasl 🤣🤣🤣 Good one !

@adhdeanasl Then it shouldn't feel so good ...

@adhdeanasl thus if you succeed you instantly forget

@adhdeanasl not quite: if you had the firmware update, you can push all the way in, but only if you press for 5s the reboot sequence is initiated.
That's what we call progress 👍

@adhdeanasl a cocky young Dr once told me "never put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear" 🤷‍♂️

@adhdeanasl Ears do bleed if irritated!

@adhdeanasl it's kinda weird how you cannot easily find this out on your own. Maybe humans wanted company to have been able to discover this fact.

@adhdeanasl
😂

@adhdeanasl Common misconception actually, that's just how you eject the sim card