I claim this bacon breakfast burrito in the name of the People’s Democratic Republic of Cats
@Popehat The claws are out, Murderball must be serious about that burrito.
@Popehat The Cat Council approves...
@Popehat Cats do not understand democracy. They belive might is right.
@PaulFisher @Popehat The believe in the firm principle of "One cat, one vote." They just disagree who amongst them is the one cat who has the one vote. (h/t Terry Pratchett)
@Popehat Claws extended to catch that prey.
@Popehat not so badass now, are you ‘Oumuamua
@Popehat I suspect that it is actually the People’s Democratic Republic of me
@Popehat I can see three words in that name that don't mean what they should.
@troublematic @Popehat well it's a bacon -flavored pork product and breakfast is whenever you eat it. Plus I think we've kinda all agreed that hot food wrapped in a tortilla can be called a burrito even if it's not traditional mission style.
@Popehat At our house, chicken, crackers, chips, and cookies are all endangered foods from the cats.
@Popehat I had a bunch of fish and chips. (do they do that in the US? I have no idea my knowledge of american food is entirely "cajun good, tex mex ok, too much sugar everything else".) and I went off to do some stuff and came back and my cat had utterly decimated the big slab of fish in my dinner lol
@Popehat Revolutionary siblings in arms?
@Popehat I suspect that if you removed the burrito from the aluminum foil, Murderball's interest in the ball of foil would not be diminished.
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I'm hopeful we can see eye to eye on the superiority of the bacon breakfast burrito over all other breakfast options.
@Popehat It's a purrito now.
@Popehat The counsel of cats will release a press release later in the name of the glorious leader
@Popehat Awww, I hope you gave that baby some of that burrito:3
@Popehat Let's be honest, not only would cats never have a democracy, they'd never lower themselves to even pretending they do.
@Popehat you really can’t argue with the PDRC. Just give him what he wants and if you walk away slowly, no one gets hurt.
@Popehat kitties trying to claim your food cannot be a-void-ed
@Popehat Just the one cat, really...!
@Popehat trying to steal a burrito is one of the few things that amounts to war in the White household.
@Popehat if it was ahi in there instead of pork you would lose an arm trying to take it back.
@Popehat "This strange, oblong foil ball is relevant to my interests".
@Popehat Well with P-22 deceased, Murderball is the new area apex predator.
@Popehat Cats are in it for world dominance. What People's Democratic Republic of Cats???😽
@Popehat Murderball attempting to declare some sort of war with John Scalzi (who I believe owns all burritos on the internet by default)
@Popehat that is a serious looking burrito. Goes with the serious looking kitteh.

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One assumes @scalzi's been atted on this?

@Popehat I'm thinking about what the PDRC flag should be. I have ideas...
@Popehat "But it's wrapped in that foil stuff I hate! What's a thieving kitty to do?!"
@Popehat "The Black Cat's Claws Of The Dead" - featuring a Burrito.
@Popehat @Gargron
People’s Democratic Republic of Cats
Orrrr
Enlightened Republic of Purristan
?
🫡🐱😁
@Popehat the cat said expropiese
@Popehat Poor pig dying for that.
@Popehat but where's your flag, black cat? plant your flag, black soul.
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@Popehat better the claws on the burrito than your hand.