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Simon WeißThere are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests
m0bi@pfadintegral True
👏 😅
Jeroen-bart Engelen@pfadintegral Location-based advertising.
Ian Ramjohn@yeep @pfadintegral Perfect for air travel: a missile has locked onto your plane. Can we offer you estate planning services?
Elaine J
Hugo 雨果@pfadintegral We see that you've purchased a Twitter. Would you also like to buy a Facebook and an Instagram?
WoobleThere's no way he could put together the funding for that acquisition. At this rate Zuckerberg might be able to acquire Tesla really cheap in the near future, though.
Elias Probst
Doc Edward Morbius ⭕@eliasp Y'know, if Musk buying FB would be the most effective way to kill it, I might be interested in seeing that happen....
Montanareddog@dredmorbius @eliasp @wooble @whynothugo @pfadintegral what would be the point? It is already a cesspit of right-wing disinformation memes.
@Montanareddog Ceasing existence entirely.
@dredmorbius @eliasp @wooble @whynothugo @pfadintegral i meant what would be the point from Mush's Nazi shitlord point of view
@Montanareddog @dredmorbius @eliasp @wooble @whynothugo @pfadintegral "Mush's nazi shitlord" I like the way you talk🤣 Just say No to🚫 #nazitwitter
@Montanareddog His rationale for the present action was less than robust.
Reasons aren't really the point, outcomes are.
Shane Lewin@dredmorbius @eliasp @wooble @whynothugo @pfadintegral im hoping he saves his money to buy Fox News.
violet hands@wooble zucc is also hemorrhaging money almost as fast as musk is
Phoebe@whynothugo @pfadintegral or perhaps “jobs near you to help pay off your multi$B debts” 😂
Kamikater@whynothugo @pfadintegral buy 2 get one free?
@whynothugo @pfadintegral If they would add a lot of editing options where you can alter your entire page through your own coding. Like MySpace used to allow us to do-then I would totally be down-oh and also if it comes with advertising then I’m really game.
@whynothugo Piker!
Clearly, we should be advertising Twitter to him again, and again, and again, since he obviously liked it enough to buy it once.
Phil Harrison@whynothugo @pfadintegral No, he should definitely do LinkedIn next.
rocaverde@whynothugo @pfadintegral lol, good one
Zii@whynothugo @pfadintegral aren't those both just brands under meta?
Esme Ciredutemps@pfadintegral awesome pouet
Old Man Mike@pfadintegral “while you’re here on Epstein island don’t forget to check out Santa’s Grotto - all the kids are screaming for it”
Z0Phn@pfadintegral Let's start "Floater" the hot air balloon targeted ad company that follows his plane around.
Sarah E. Carter@pfadintegral This, sir, is pure gold. 👏 😆
Vindictus@pfadintegral Also to see when he meets with Putin or other dictators who sponsored his buyout of Twitter.
sitnuokAll of these algorithm Ads are flawed. Never not once have they shown me what I wanted at a price I wanted.
No NOS car parts at 50% off
No Silver Age comics at 50% off FMV
heck not even a BOGO on a case of beer.
Flawed I tell you..
The Jack of Sandwich@situok @pfadintegral
Youtube keeps sending me ads in Spanish. Google knows absolutely everything about me, there's no way they don't know I don't speak Spanish.
Youtube keeps sending me ads in Spanish. Google knows absolutely everything about me, there's no way they don't know I don't speak Spanish.
@jack_of_sandwich @pfadintegral
It not paranoia if they ARE out to get you...
I think you PO'ed the wrong customer support rep and they are giving you the scenic ride to the loony bin...
or the universe is telling you to learn Spanish.
Coin Flip really..
Geo@situok @pfadintegral It is artificial intelligence. Like the real intelligence (or lack of it) behind it, it is still learning. 🧐 Or not.
From a technical standpoint of course you are correct.
However, subtle joke is that no one (human or AI) is serving up ads that don’t exist; uh to suit my esoteric tastes at a price I WANT to pay.
And if it can’t give me what I want the way I want it, I question it’s value to me
🍸Pooka🥕Boo🍸
ralphthewonderllama@pfadintegral You might be trying to get in touch with him about his car company's extended warranty.
BoredomFestival@pfadintegral :chefskiss:
Grae Hall@pfadintegral Targeted ads & assassinations, it's an all in one company that does everything! With more bang for your buck, emphasis on the bang!
Tired and Angry
femaven@pfadintegral or offer him an extended warranty on his car
carol
Philip McHale@pfadintegral thought you might have had a spare ground to air missile you needed to use
Sharon
brianna_roby@pfadintegral he probably already getting Mar-a-Lago ads right?
Yaoi Box Balloon@pfadintegral Or to see if he's trying to fly into in to the legally gray jurisdiction of upper earth orbit to escape paying employee severance.
author_is_neito@pfadintegral IVF clinics and Pickle Rick bongs?
Left In Missouri@pfadintegral Also, more business investment opportunities. I hear NFTs are a solid investment that will never suddenly lose all of it's value, for instance.
Mr. Clarke daughter@conruthhow @pfadintegral What is the real purpose to invest in something that if you are hungry and need something to eat? Or it’s just to say you have it too?
@Maxine52 @pfadintegral I really think the only reason regular people invest in NFTs is bragging rights. Humankind and improving living conditions for everyone is a much better investment, imo. Compassion and empathy and a heart of gratitude will take you further than any monetary investment. Okay, I'll go away now... 
Paul Squires@pfadintegral this is a guy who dropped $44bn on a social network. Imagine the sort of crap he buys from ads.
GambaJo@pfadintegral Great idea 👍
CyberMat75
Aoife 🌸"💥💥💥Social Media Platform blowout sale! Get yours now while it still has accounts!💥💥💥"
pocket full of hawthornes 💦@pfadintegral and what's so wrong with getting precisely segmented, targeted geo-specific ad impressions anyway? it's just ✨marketing✨.
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Howard Swinford@pfadintegral Lol, nice one😆
A Grantler
Andrew Saffrey@pfadintegral he clearly needs to find a job closer to home. Or maybe he should cut down on avocado toast and buy a house closer to where he works?
Megadong@pfadintegral I, too, find it important to track a person's every move!
Dave@pfadintegral
In reply to https://ohai.social/@pfadintegral/109523926407762788
Don't forget that elonjet doesn't track Musk personally. Just his plane. Unlike his phone, he can't stick the plane in his pocket and take it with him wherever he goes.
In reply to https://ohai.social/@pfadintegral/109523926407762788
Don't forget that elonjet doesn't track Musk personally. Just his plane. Unlike his phone, he can't stick the plane in his pocket and take it with him wherever he goes.
Simon Weiß (@[email protected])
There are many legitimate reasons to track Elon Musk's flight coordinates, for example to offer him ads more relevant to his interests
Victoria McIntosh@pfadintegral I feel like every #privacy pro should be writing this one down. 😂