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I'm Grae. I'm a comedy writer & compulsive maker of GIFs & memes that have somehow got 180+ million views. I like being positive 😉

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They/Them

My imgur meme/gif archivehttps://imgur.com/user/graehall/submitted
My twitter joke archivehttps://twitter.com/HallGrae

Lord of the rings character who's obsessed with potatoes: Samwise Gamgee

Lord of the rings character who's obsessed with women's legs: Gamwise Samgee

[Removing my date's blindfold]
Lion: VOOOOOOOOO
Giraffe: Voooo
Monkey: VOO VOO VOO VOOO
Bear: VOOoOOOOoOOo
Date: Uh, where exactly have you taken me?
Me: To the kazoo
Calling people who refuse to use the metric system foot fetishists

What's the Abrahamic god's favourite brand of vacuum cleaner?

Dyson

As a kid Ben Shapiro had to go see a therapist because he couldn't stop drying the bed
Disney vs DeSantis, white gloves vs white boots, cash vs fash - this Sunday Sunday Sunday - Ron never stood a chance
Did you know Drugs has a first name? Yep, it's Warren. Warren Drugs
Tucker Carlsoff

Musk forcing twitter blue on accounts of dead celebrities making it seem like they're paying for his DOA product without consent from their families/estates is unlikely to reassure big advertisers he so desperately needs to return to his failing platform

https://www.theverge.com/2023/4/24/23695534/twitter-blue-tick-verification-dead-celebrities

Twitter claims dead celebs are subscribing to Blue from beyond the grave

A number of dead celebrities, including Michael Jackson, Chadwick Boseman, Kobe Bryant, and Anthony Bourdain, have been verified on Twitter. It’s not clear why, but many users say the posthumous blue ticks are insensitive.

The Verge

With Musk's bizarre behaviour yesterday, we can all see The Thing that's wrong with twitter

Forcing twitter blue onto unwilling main users so it looks like they support his fash, his badly made cars crash, his dumbass launchpad got smashed turning his rocket to ash, is there anything Musk runs he hasn't trashed? (that was fun to write)