SolarAquarion
Another Angry Womanjohn mastodon implies the existence of paul mastodon, george mastodon and ringo mastodon
Philip of Mastodon@stavvers Or Matthew, Mark and Luke Mastodon
Dave Warnock@prsturgeon @stavvers or Susan, Titty and Roger.
@stavvers Or John-Boy, Mary Ellen, etc
testing@stavvers what happened after ono mastodon? or was it oh no mastodon? can't exactly remember...
Cheryl Morgan@stavvers isn’t he the guy who had Revelations?
Grant Gould@stavvers Pete Bestodon
Ruthanne@stavvers the secret forgotten mastodon, Charlie
David McMullinRingo Mastodon really sounds like a character who needs a story. Who would he be?
Essjay 🏳️🌈 
George mastodon had the best solo instance and also helped Ringo mastodon get his solo instance going.
Paul mastodon produced many, many solo instances, but they all had little substance and just got blander and blander as time went on.
John mastodon; well, we know how that ended ...
Sarah@essjaykeys @stavvers Some love their solo instances, but others think the Mastodons functioned best as a band #Mastodonmania
Lynn McAlister UE 
@stavvers This seems obvious to me.
Nacho@stavvers Beware of Yoko Mastodon!
Tom Bradley Jr. 📚🇺🇸🇺🇦@stavvers George was always my favorite Mastodon.
LadyT
MrAmaimon@stavvers also the fifth Mastodon who left early and no one talks about
Simon Brooke@stavvers Not to mention Stuart Mastodon, the legendary Lost Mastodon.
AnthonyUplandpoetWatkins@stavvers
but not peter and james?
but not peter and james?
Kevin@stavvers or Joseph Mastodon, Mary Mastodon, Michael Mastodon and Jesus Mastodon
Gareth@stavvers and presumably a situationist art based instance called yoko
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴@stavvers Pete Best Mastadon?
Monsieur Lu@stavvers but Paul Mastodon died in a car accident and the one we know is a clone.
Damien Ryan@stavvers If you read your timeline in reverse chronological order it says, “Paul Mastadon is dead.”
karen@stavvers Ringo mastodon would be awesome, and would have #ThomasTheTankEngineTuesday as its top #
For I am CJ 
Ringo Mastodon . . the unappreciated "glue" holding the Fediverse together 🙂
bilbo_le_hobbit 
Randi Mason @ glammr.us@stavvers Also if there’s Johnny Mastodon, there’s Joey Mastodon, Dee Dee Mastodon & Tommy Mastodon
Prof West Wing Chicken Shack@stavvers Is there a photo of them walking across the Abbey Forest?
John Cortexiphan@stavvers @jonoabroad not Judas, Paul and Jesus mastodon?
jwz@stavvers Joey Mastodone, Dee Dee Mastodone, Tommy Mastodone...
Jari Pennanen
Paolo Amoroso
HighlandLawyer@stavvers
To tune of "John Cherokee"
"Oh this is the tale of John Mastodon
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
The founder of this media clan
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]
They block his instance in Twitter land
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
To stop runaways as much as they can
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]"
"They sacked all the folk who fought the fail whale
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Again and again advertisers started to bail
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]
Musk brought back the Nazis and all the far right
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
And filled all the timelines with their usual shite
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]"
cheffe@stavvers they started out as Mercy Beatodon and then toured the clubs in Hamburg.
Parade du Grotesque 💀And least not forget the Papa and the Mamastodon.
Joe ❌👑@stavvers John wasn't a mastodon. He was the walrus.
Not to mention Billy mastodon who lives in Preston.
Karsten™️@essjaykeys @stavvers Stuart Sutcliffe Mastodon died
BrianDunn@stavvers
You forgot Pete Mastodon, but then everyone else does too.
You forgot Pete Mastodon, but then everyone else does too.
Of course they were mercilessly parodied by Neil Innes ruttledon and Eric Idle ruttledon.
LaPingvino 🟙 
@stavvers dammit you beat me to it
PaulbatesMN@stavvers and Pete Mastadon but very few remember him
Hilary Barta@stavvers
Has anyone here read the book or seen the movie TWO YEARS BEFORE THE MASTODON?
Has anyone here read the book or seen the movie TWO YEARS BEFORE THE MASTODON?
Hamish Mack 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@stavvers No one talks about Brian Epstadon of course.
Brian Grinter
Benj Soule🫂💙HumanityFirst🌅@stavvers Yes, I like where this is going 🍿👀
Brent Tyson@stavvers The Pachyderms
Terence Amerson@stavvers … George was the greatest Mastodon.
GrumpyDad@stavvers Abraham, Martin and John Mastodon. Dion Mastodon's biggest hit.
@stavvers YES. So ... ?
Peter RelphRingo Mastodon of course starred in the real movie Cave Man with Machas.
Seb@stavvers All with their own instance?
@stavvers But what is Yoko's last name...still Ono?
@stavvers
So we're all living in a yellow submarine?
So we're all living in a yellow submarine?
gavinisdie 
@stavvers John Mastodon X Jane Mastodon