Another Angry WomanDec 17, 2022
john mastodon implies the existence of paul mastodon, george mastodon and ringo mastodon
Show threadHighlandLawyer

@stavvers
To tune of "John Cherokee"

"Oh this is the tale of John Mastodon
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
The founder of this media clan
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon

Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]

They block his instance in Twitter land
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
To stop runaways as much as they can
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon

Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]"

#FolkMusic #Parody

Dec 17, 2022 at 11:23pmTusky
Show threadHighlandLawyerDec 17, 2022

"They sacked all the folk who fought the fail whale
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
Again and again advertisers started to bail
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon

Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]

Musk brought back the Nazis and all the far right
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon
And filled all the timelines with their usual shite
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon

Way-ay-yah! (Hoo!)
Out o Twitter- John Mastodon [x2]"