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Mike Masnick ✅When you need your mom to come and defend your blatantly asinine hypocritical anti-free speech policy...
Jenn Cutter@mmasnick as if we work for twitter.
Wolf Lawyer@JennCutter @mmasnick we kinda do. Our content is their product. Or part of it anyway.
And we’re now at the point where our content is no longer what they want to sell. Trouble is they haven’t thought of something alternative to sell yet and a good few of us still think we might be able to keep selling to them somehow as if this is a matter of making slight tweaks as opposed to needing to meet an entirely new, undefined market.
Chip Christian
sean doherty 
@mmasnick *cringe* I can't look
Michael S@mmasnick I'm not sure what is more embarrassing, that the Rocketship Pissbaby's mum would be running to his defense, or the possibility that the account is a sock puppet.
fuomag9@mstevens86 @mmasnick I believe the second one is more likely to be true
Rawwwb@mmasnick Does she think of social media users as her son's employees?
Max Woolf
Peter Binkley@minimaxir @mmasnick coming up next: a poll to determine whether he should suspend his mother's account
joaoschnier@mmasnick the stupidity of this whole thing is spectacular
Maria Reynolds
danger_kittens
Asher Langton@mmasnick I was sure Musk would run Twitter into the ground, but I failed to predict how funny it would be.
ForzaSicilia@asherlangton @mmasnick So the hypocrisy is genetic? 😀
Reed Mideke@asherlangton @mmasnick Seriously, I thought it was gonna be a myspace style glide to irrelevance
Mech0T1@asherlangton @mmasnick This is why I haven't left yet.
Dirk Hohndel@asherlangton
Or how quickly and bizarrely...
I was being on embarrassing, though.
aka SethroOr, how fast he would ruin it🤕! @asherlangton @mmasnick
DanHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He already is walking it back.
Good lord is this entertaining.
Andrew Jon Thomson@HelloAndrew @asherlangton @mmasnick you can only share Mastadon links while hanging out drinking a beer with your best bud, John Mastodon.
@Danielsand now that’s what I call free speech, man!
Artimage@Danielsand @asherlangton @mmasnick nah, this just means he can enforce it arbitrarily while claiming the rule isn’t draconian and stupid.
Now you’ll always be in a state where he can ban you which is better for him.
Stefano Zanero@asherlangton @mmasnick and how fast!
fudose62@asherlangton @mmasnick Great entertainment.
Andrew Bucko@mmasnick but moooooom they’re being mean to me
And How!@mmasnick But my mom thinks I'm cool.
Jesse Vincent@mmasnick Wait. Has everybody else been getting paid to tweet by Twitter? Or is it just his family members? Now I feel like a chump.
lovesdaryl@jesse I was just wondering - where are my checks?
Aidan OBrien
Patrick Johanneson 🚀 🇨🇦@aidanobrien @mmasnick That phrase is logically flawed; the only energy Milhouse has is small.
@mmasnick TIL that everyone posting on that other site is “giving a talk” for the company.
Just another reason I won’t be posting there again.
Blanding S Turtle@mmasnick Mamma Musk missed the fact that Twitter isn't paying users for their "talks."
Antone Johnson@mmasnick When I give someone my email I never give them another way to contact me like my phone number. 🤡
author_is_ShrikeTron🔠💉x5@mmasnick Promotion of anything against the party-line is against "the Party's Free-Speech" … 🙄
DarkWebMallCop@mmasnick mommy has to stick up for him a lot I’ll bet he got a lot of swirlies in school
Tanya Vav@DarkWebMallCop @mmasnick Elon Musk is a Mama's boy 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Michael Gemar@mmasnick Boy, this version of Citizen Kane is just jam-packed with pathetic instances.
GraceToo@mmasnick is there a cringe gene? This family. Oof.
Melanie76Nicole@AndGraceToo @mmasnick man I didn’t know you could get paid to tweet! But seriously this family’s tree of knowledge was not well watered was it?
@Melanie76Nicole Obviously detached from the reality most of us live in.
Joshua Herzig-Marx@mmasnick because I use Twitter purely to benefit Twitter. That's why they pay me. 🙃
lgtm@mmasnick ah yes, the mastodon corporation headed by John mastodon
Nick Tune 🇺🇦@mmasnick Whoever is writing this script, I sure hope they can maintain this standard for season 2.
Nigel Tufnel“My mom thinks I’m cool…”
avionasopicasso@mmasnick Racist Emerald mommy to the rescue! Also his dad fathered children with his stepdaughter who is half his age. Digusting.
KatM@mmasnick her speech isn't free then is it smdh
Maddler 
@mmasnick "ok, Elon, get your milk and go to bed now. The bad boys won't be annoying you anymore". 🤣
Paperboy 🚣♀️🍷🏃🪕♟🐶🌐@mmasnick haven’t they ever watched “Miracle on 34th st”?
@mmasnick So according to her, having a twitter account makes me their... contractor? How stupid do these people think we are?
@cundravy@mmasnick define: enabling
Dracon@mmasnick looking forward to the inevitable fight between EU laws and Musk yet again : https://commission.europa.eu/strategy-and-policy/priorities-2019-2024/europe-fit-digital-age/digital-markets-act-ensuring-fair-and-open-digital-markets_en
marktaylor@mmasnick Tell me, what does anti-social mean again?
Negative12DollarBill@mmasnick Who in the world would pay her to give a speech anyway? Especially after that.
1312 
@mmasnick And she just posted something from TikTok (a very cringe dance) lol. Suspiciously that is not banned, probably to keep stochastic terrorist Libs of TikTok in business.
Vlad ☁️@mmasnick Wahaha, this is surreal. Musk hit an all-time low
ExistentialBunny@mmasnick Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
Dana@mmasnick She has a point, people are being paid to post on Twitter. Hey, wait a minute...