Filerelatedperson

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1. Big Journalism is shocked, shocked to discover that the Murdoch family's Fox "News" is a completely partisan propaganda outlet, spewing lies and injecting poison into our civic bloodstream.

2. Big Journalism has known this for many years. The sudden surprise is a pretense that only highlights the way the craft has treated -- will continue to treat -- Fox as if it had a shred of legitimacy.

3. Big Journalism will be shocked, shocked the next time a court case reveals what was already known.

Here is a tiny warthog for your troubles, fellow tooters.

@tjmcintyre @cstross Primus; you don’t need to subpoena a cop to show up at traffic court, because attendance at traffic court means the cop gets to hang around indoors chatting with their cop buddies all morning & there is nothing a cop likes better. They’ll be there.

Secundus, unless you have actual solid cast-iron proof that you didn’t commit the offense, then the judge is going to listen to the cop. And if you have actual solid cast-iron proof, you don’t need HAL9000 whispering in your ear.

I want a Hallmark Christmas movie where the protagonist returns home from the big city and becomes the hero of the family by boldly seizing the TV remote and turning off the motion smoothing.
We live in a time of wonders.