IsababeDec 13, 2022
Rads

[being chased by killer]

ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*

Nov 17, 2022 at 11:30pmWeb
Show threadnigeNov 17, 2022
@Rads one of the best 😆
Show threadRadsNov 17, 2022
@koalaslament I was about to say that I had to “tweet” it before someone else did. Guess now I have to say something like… “it had to be [masto]don”
Show threadnigeNov 17, 2022
@Rads when it comes to posting tweets here, you either mastodo or you mastodon’t
Show threadJulie GoldbergNov 18, 2022
@Rads Safety first!
Show threadChris the DM 🏳️‍🌈Nov 18, 2022
@Rads THERE SHE IS
Show threadPolychrome Nov 19, 2022
@Rads https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBDIYYhJb8g
Robin! to the crosswalk!

YouTube
Show threadHam on WryNov 19, 2022

@Rads

Lol ... you just won Mastodon.

Show threaddearydarlingNov 20, 2022

@Rads

I can't stop giggling at this 😅

Show threadForeverAndaDayNov 20, 2022
@Rads real
Show threadNic FarraNov 20, 2022

@Rads [don't cross sign flashing]

Killer: bugger...

Show threadChazz Michael-Michaels Nov 20, 2022
@Rads the faster you push the button, the longer it takes the light to change.
Show threadGrowth & ResilienceNov 22, 2022
@Rads I'll just Jay walk and take that risk!! I'll dodge cars if I have too!
Show thread✨ L I L I 🌙Dec 25, 2022
@Rads rules is rules.
Show threadGerty SteinblattDec 25, 2022
@Rads @roxiqt I guess it's only funny for people who've never had to run for their lives / safeties, because, duh.
Show threadPhogna BolognaDec 25, 2022
@Rads reminds me of the stand up telling the joke about an L.A. Blood pointing at a Crip menacingly as he pressed the crosswalk button...
Show threadPirateRoDec 27, 2022
@Rads bad dream… next time check for the gun taped under the box.
Show threadparodymandotcomDec 27, 2022
@Rads I'm old enough to have read The Hardy Boys books, and it always made me laugh when the bad guy would zoom off and the Hardy Boys would chase after him "just as fast as the speed limit allowed".
Show threadColonel Panic 🌻🇺🇦 Dec 28, 2022
@Rads Big Seattle energy here