*a radiant angel appears, shining in the middle of the sky before me*
me: *gasp* A vision from God!
*the angel starts to preen aggressively. It yanks out several wing feathers with its teeth before fluffing up real big and staring at me*
me: Okay… is that, uh… what?
*the vision ends*
[teaching my boyfriend cards]
ME: the blue ones represent logic, the yellow are morality & order, the green use instinct & interdependence, and the red value chaos & impulse
HIM: *frantically flipping through UNO instruction booklet*
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
[first time at church]
me: *flipping through bible* do you guys do soups
Kyle 🌱
sky
Andrew Nadeau
phil
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