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it's my day. internet old. amateur writer and "shitposter", as you whippersnappers call it now.
here to fart a lot and eat sandwiches
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fuckfascists

top six reasons to punch fascists:

6/ sends them a clear message using their own chosen medium of communication, violence
5/ demonstrates proper behavior to others
4/ asserts the puncher's moral high ground, boosting confidence in other endeavors
3/ relieves the puncher of having to disobey all the buttons and placards that direct them in no uncertain terms to punch fascists by simply complying
2/ deep, meaningful catharsis
1/ oh my fucking sainted aunt Beverly do they have it fucking coming

some days I wish I was Nemik but I don't want to get crushed under a huge sliding raft of precious metals
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nearer my Zod to thee
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Me: God damn it
Cheese: What is God
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