Due to personal reasons, I've decided to replace my hair with snakes & turn people who stare at me into stone.
@roxiqt see I would too, but snake hair just requires more maintenance than I'm prepared to commit to.
@roxiqt As one generally does 
@roxiqt That’s your answer to EVERYTHING!
@roxiqt yeah if I could just ask what personal reaβ€”
@roxiqt this is the sort of self-care i want tiktok to start reommending. seems much better than the atm scam ir whatever
@roxiqt I'm fond of the Megoosa option.
@roxiqt classical reception gets a follow. πŸ˜„
@roxiqt Heck… And I thought I’d had a bad day…
@roxiqt A totally reasonable choice in our current circumstances.
@roxiqt - No apologies necessary. We all do what we have to do.
@roxiqt Will you be writing this up in a blog article? Please?
@roxiqt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@roxiqt I'm sorry, you have a boogie.
@roxiqt you’ll be fun at parties!!!
@roxiqt I support you in living your best life oh no I just got turned into stone
@roxiqt I've decided to switch identities and gear with Marvin the Martian, so people better duck.
@roxiqt (I heard m had some trauma to work thru… hurt people hurt people)πŸ•Ί
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That's a reasonable idea but who is going to do your weaves?
@roxiqt Good choice! I think I’ll ask my hairdresser for the same hairdo.
@roxiqt have you considered sharing one eye between the two of your sisters, who are also as blind as you are
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Could you get trump, DeSantis, Pence and McConnell to look at you when you transform

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You might like this photo I took yesterday 😏

@roxiqt Name of stylist pls.
@roxiqt do it. please do it. i have a list of people i could line up for you?
@roxiqt Excsssssssellent! 🐍

@roxiqt Book recommendation: the Binti trilogy by Nnedi Okorafor

https://nnedi.com/

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@roxiqt may I submit a list for target practice?

@roxiqt I tried that but it didn't work...

I think I was suffering from Gorgon failure

@roxiqt what products does snake hair require though? I need to use up all my bottles first.
@roxiqt Own your super-powers, I think it is great plan.
@roxiqt would I need to buy something like mirrored sunglasses? Think Amazon sells them?
@roxiqt Does that include people who admire the snakes?