Chris WalkerNov 27, 2022
Another Angry Woman
to catch a train, first you must learn to think like a train
Nov 25, 2022 at 3:33pmWeb
Show threadAnother Angry WomanNov 26, 2022
my god this post is on the top of the explore page, when I posted it on birdsite nobody cared, I love it here
Show threadSteve WhiteNov 26, 2022
@stavvers
I laughed out loud and announced it to my family. They laughed too. Thanks ;)
Show threadDerek 🌈Nov 29, 2022
@stavvers Me too! So far the #RoomMates that I have found are pretty cool!
Show threadTino EberlNov 30, 2022
@stavvers The birdsite's algorithm has no humour. 😉
Show threadClueless by SamNov 25, 2022
@stavvers you can train yourself to do this
Show threadRachelNov 25, 2022
@stavvers To Catcher In The Rye, first you must learn to think like a rIn The Rye
Show threadRachelNov 25, 2022
@stavvers Repeat for Kajagoogoo, etc
Show threadCatbusNov 25, 2022
@stavvers CSI: Railyard
Show threadDⒶmn MⒶollennial HannahNov 25, 2022
@stavvers Unfortunately I'm terrible at staying on track
Show threadAlexandra LanesNov 25, 2022
@stavvers choo choo
Show threadDenial 🐔 ShownNov 25, 2022

@ajlanes @stavvers

Chugga chugga

Show thread😀🚲Nov 25, 2022
@stavvers step two: learn to identify their tracks 😆
Show threadMastodon Quixote 🫠Nov 25, 2022
@stavvers “This case is off the rails, detective. You better get ahold of things before the mayor calls down here and tells me it’s my caboose that’s on the line!”
Show threadPeteNov 25, 2022
@stavvers Studying the works of Rev W. Awdry can help.
Show threadJ—dVNov 25, 2022
@stavvers Someone else tooted this earlier today (I wish I remembered who!) so passing it along: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcGqVynCPaw&t=128s
Steve Reich’s Different Trains with London Contemporary Orchestra | Boiler Room

YouTube
Show threadPhilippa CowderoyNov 25, 2022
@stavvers I am estimated to arrive five minutes ago...
Show threadQueen FaunNov 25, 2022
@stavvers I already think like a train: I'm twenty minutes late for everything and I avoid hills like they are contagious
Show threadFarrukh ShahNov 25, 2022
@stavvers I love where this is going.
Show threadErika HammerschmidtNov 26, 2022
@fshah @stavvers this train of thought, as it were
Show threadDan Ilic ☑️Nov 25, 2022
@stavvers lol
Show threadYaoi Box BalloonNov 25, 2022
@stavvers So show up about 4 hours late and then just sit in a field for another 2.
Show threadOldEnoughToKnowBetterNov 25, 2022
@stavvers 😁
Show threadLexiVickyNNov 25, 2022
@stavvers #train thoughts
Ah! Two straight rails ahead.
Gotta go that way
Need to slow down
That tunnel looks scary (look what happened to henry)
Not stopping there today
OK slowing down
Show threadBrendan MorleyNov 25, 2022
@stavvers you have to surprise them. If you come at them too slowly they'll dart off to the side and get away on you
Show threadJohn FreemanNov 26, 2022
@stavvers "[some people] are not technically speaking stupid: They have very powerful minds, but they are powerful like locomotives - they run on rails, and so are hard to steer"
Show threadGoldy Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers 🤔 Do you need a one-track mind?
Show threadGabriela Noriega 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇧🇷Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers This joke feels funnier in "#Mineirês" (the variant of Portuguese spoken in #MinasGerais, Brazil) as the word "trem" (lit. train) is also slang for thing. So in this dialect pretty much anything is a "trem". lol
Show threadJames Shields (he/him)Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers Wise words!
Show threadLafncow Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers Underfunded and rarely on time? I think I'm on track already!
Show threadendlesspsychNov 26, 2022
@stavvers well I arrived late, what more could I do?
Show threadVikkyblizNov 26, 2022
@stavvers I need to train everyday
Show threadDonnaNov 26, 2022
@stavvers
Lol
@roxiqt
Show threadGenoForPrezNov 26, 2022
@stavvers Before you can catch a train, you must first train how to catch
Show threadrnussbaum11Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers me walking into the amtrak station
Show threadGonzalo Nemmi Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers ma'am ... I want _you_ on my feed !
Show threadLisaAnnNov 26, 2022

@stavvers

*Channels Descartes*

I move, therefore I am

Show threadChilliGalNov 26, 2022
@stavvers in my case yesterday I just had to sit still. Very still. For hours…..
Show threadM. Nôz Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers @herrnoz this is probably the funniest shit I ever read
Show threadex or current IDF unwelcomeNov 26, 2022
@stavvers Turn up late or not at all?
Show threadZenobia ŻaczekNov 26, 2022
@stavvers easy. I'm always late anyway.
Show threadposiputt ÖvÖNov 26, 2022
@stavvers .oO( shoo shoo )
Show threadyaoi gagarinNov 26, 2022
@stavvers to catch a train, you must make sure your net is strong enough to withstand its thrashing as it attempts to escape
Show threadChloé RaccoonNov 26, 2022
@stavvers @patterfloof I'm already thinking like a train. I have stuff to do and I'm already late....
Show threadHumans-B-Gone!Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers You mean by tooting?
Show threadpotatoxelNov 26, 2022
@stavvers traaaains
Show threadbrocolie (tots not a vampire)Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers I like trains
Show threadChris BohnNov 26, 2022
@stavvers I don't know if that's actually possible, but I think I can.
Show threadChristopher BeckeNov 26, 2022

@stavvers Reminds me of the Bugs Bunny “Foxy by Proxy” episode.

(From memory)

Bugs Bunny: What kind of tracks were you following?

Willoughby the Dog: Uh, train tracks.

B:Then you must be after a train.

W: That makes good sense.

B: We’ll if you’re looking for a train, he went that-a-way.

W: Thanks a lot, George. Thanks a lot.

Show threadRay—Golden Retriever Whisperer—🔝InsightsNov 26, 2022
@stavvers on track.
Show threadSumurai8Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers And a pretty big and sturdy net.
Show threadSir Nick the ArdentNov 26, 2022
@stavvers
I already have a one-track mind. What's next?
Show threadA L KatzNov 26, 2022
@stavvers BE the departure schedule.
Show threadchristian crumlishNov 26, 2022
@stavvers it takes a train
Show threadchristian crumlishNov 26, 2022
@stavvers if wants to get to harlem in new york
Show threadGarrett D'AmoreNov 26, 2022
@stavvers is the train’s name Blaine?
Show threadgungkenNov 26, 2022
@stavvers Trains are quite simple, in fact. A train merely goes forward and backward at various speeds
Show threadJaddyNov 26, 2022

@stavvers

In Germany, one has to think like the "Fahrdienstvorschrift der DB Netz AG 408.01–06"

Show threadCautionWIP 🎃+🇨🇦+🏳️‍🌈= Nov 26, 2022
@stavvers Don’t you need to set a train to catch a train?
Show threadFernheadNov 26, 2022
@stavvers "She who questions training, only trains herself at asking questions."