herchenroder πŸ€–Nov 24, 2022
Jon

Wife: you need to prepare the turkey

Me: *sits turkey down* dude this isn't gonna be a good day for you

Nov 24, 2022 at 1:54pmWeb
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4th grade writing prompt: How would you feel if you were a turkey on Thanksgiving Day?

My pedantic ass: I would feel safe and happy because the turkeys we're cooking today were actually slaughtered weeks ago . . .

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