#introduction

Hi. Nice to meet you. My name is Hend.

Chocolate hummus isnโ€™t hummus.

Have a nice day.

@LibyaLiberty If we ever see you endorsing dessert hummus, we'll know for sure they're an impostor.
@LibyaLiberty but it does have chocolate. Also, let's say one would want to obtain such a travesty of food, where would one go? Asking for a friend.
@LibyaLiberty So good to see you here. I was awful shy on Twitter, but nowโ€™s as good a time as any to tell you how much joy you have given me. And education and accountability, but Iโ€™m mostly here for the dad jokes.
@LibyaLiberty hummus topped with some Sambal Oelek is glorious though
@LibyaLiberty low key desperate to try it now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
@LibyaLiberty You're so right! (But then, I don't even think chocolate cheesecake is real cheesecake. - collapses from barrage of abuse ... ๐Ÿ˜… )
@WhiteSunday @LibyaLiberty This is blasphemy. Chocolate cheesecake is the food of the gods.
@feverspell ๐Ÿ˜‚ I really believe they prefer New York cheesecake, as it was probably the one they created in the beginning ... ๐Ÿ˜‰

@LibyaLiberty i read this to the beat of that Slim Shady album introduction track (forgot the name).

Pleasure to meet you too.

@LibyaLiberty Also, Chocolate Humous iโ€™ve not heard of beforeโ€ฆ but suddenly iโ€™m thinking i need a Tahini, Coca, Chickpea-smash combo.

I donโ€™t mind if this turns me into those who add Snickers Bars and Mayo to call it a โ€œsaladโ€โ€ฆ iโ€™m kind of friends with the monster, like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers_salad

Snickers salad - Wikipedia

@[email protected]'m so happy that your hot hummus takes have followed you over from the bird hellscape.

@LibyaLiberty I bought chocolate hummus a few weeks ago. Was thinking of you. Guess what. One bite, in the trash. You were right all along, this should not exist

If you want a fancy  in your name, add :\verified: (without the backslash) and then you are official

@LibyaLiberty i will reblog #FreePalestine and chocolate hummus isn't hummus every time i see it lol.
@LibyaLiberty yeah. That nugget of truth is the content we're here for
@LibyaLiberty it's great to see you here ๐Ÿ˜
@LibyaLiberty Yay! Welcome. I await the onslaught of dad jokes & hummus commentary.
@LibyaLiberty your views on chocolate halva ?
@LibyaLiberty what in the world is chocolate hummus! Seriously people need to stop!
@LibyaLiberty I think you could post this every day and your work here would be done.
@LibyaLiberty Canโ€™t argue with that. Yup.

@LibyaLiberty then what is it? I've never been able to bring myself to waste the money just to see but I'm curious.

Oh... Hi Hend, I'm Jay

@LibyaLiberty Welcome to the Tusk! Glad you have joined.
@LibyaLiberty Ah, welcome! All the best people are here.
@LibyaLiberty good to find you again here
@LibyaLiberty hi itโ€™s my first day โ€˜at schoolโ€™. Iโ€™m just trying to work out who the cool kids are and and whoโ€™s going to steal my pocket money. Iโ€™m mat.
@mat hi mat! Your lunch money is safe here.
@LibyaLiberty
Great to meet you, Hend. I love chocolate as well. Are you a reader?
@MargotsMagic I used to be? And wish I still was?

@LibyaLiberty tempted to block you just for inserting that abomination into my awareness. How warped does a person have to be to even imagine that might be a good idea?

Yes I do like chocolate. Yes I do like hummus. But no, please not that

@LibyaLiberty
what is your take on chocolate chip muffins?
Muffins
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Cookies, disguised as muffins
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@anitawos I need a third option: cookies disguised as cake disguised as muffins.
@LibyaLiberty THANK YOU!! Everytime I see it in stores I get so mad lol #ChocolateHummusIsNotHummus
@LibyaLiberty Hi Hend. I am a follower based entirely on the content of this toot.
@LibyaLiberty chocolate hummus isn't food
@ejoftheweb seems to be a lot of delay in updating this app.
@LibyaLiberty Probably isn't chocolate either.
@LibyaLiberty have you seen the first episode of Mo on Netflix?
@LibyaLiberty Thank you for the introduction. I feel I know you now. May you also have a nice day.
@LibyaLiberty OMG! Best intro. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ You win the Internet today ๐Ÿ†
@LibyaLiberty but is it chocolate? ๐Ÿค”
@LibyaLiberty hi, you are correct lol. Nice to meet you.
Chocolate is good. Hummus is good. Chocolate hummus isโ€ฆuh.

@LibyaLiberty @shanselman

Good to see you here, Hend!

I just heard about marmite hummus. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Marmite humus is also not hummus.

@LibyaLiberty the heck is chocolate hummus?
@Quokka @LibyaLiberty In short: Not hummus. Long answer: Definitely not hummus.
@LibyaLiberty TIL there is such a thing called chocolate hummus. I think I could have done without that knowledge. ๐Ÿ˜‚

@LibyaLiberty

Candy corn is neither candy nor corn. 2x fake wannabe is all it is.