JohnLeviatNov 10, 2022
Richard Littler
Buying a Twitter Blue Tick is the toupee of the 21st century.
Nov 10, 2022 at 8:21pmMastodon for Android
Show threadGreysparxNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler more like a merkin!!
Show threadErica ChallisNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Or the comb-over of the late 20th century?
Show threadGottfried Szing Nov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Toupe As A Service? 😁
Show threadBrian HyphenNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler And $8 is clearly too much toupée
Show threadSerionNov 11, 2022

@brianhyphen @Richard_Littler

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Show threadKen M SweeneyNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler brilliant Richard.
Show threadJohnLeviatNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Good one
Show threadstxNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler A Merkin!
Show threadPaul HaineNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler I mean…
Show threadleslierNov 10, 2022
@paul_haine @Richard_Littler This should have a CW. 🤣
Show threadTom IsaacsonNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler I’ll take the Mastodon comb-over instead.
Show threadChepetobNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler yeah, specially when you can have it for free in @Mastodon 
Show threadAnne Dee 🏳️‍⚧️Nov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Toupee $8
Glue $44,000,000,000
Show threadShatterNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler it's actually a Merkin.
Show threadMary⚫️⚪️🟣🖖Nov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler lol now I'm thinking of Stan from Golden Girls and his toupees
Show threadJeff JarvisNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler that warrants a follow
Show threadThe Wellerman Sam Nov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Definitely today. Having seen accounts spend years building up to getting one, then today I saw a brand new account with a few followers and a blue tick - I wonder how the OGs feel. Twitter will be full of teenagers with blue ticks and it will be hilarious...
Show threadTranslator @ TRADCONov 10, 2022

@Richard_Littler this is the toot I didn’t know I needed :-) language is magic

toupet in #French = the nerve, the cheek, lacking manners, but also tuft of hair …

Waiting for other #language experts #translators to join us in this rabbit hole

Show threadCees GrootesNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Already now there are so many fake verified accounts.... 🙈
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Show threadLordSedgeNov 10, 2022

@Richard_Littler
😂

And buying *Twitter* is the hair transplant of the 21st century

Show threadhereforasecNov 10, 2022
@Richard_Littler Maybe it’s the little blue pill
Show threadFritz AdalisNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler
* Chest toupee'
Show threadAllison PeacockNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler HA!!! Exactly.
Show threadRunningResisterNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler https://www.reuters.com/technology/twitter-information-security-chief-kissner-decides-leave-2022-11-10/
Musk warns of Twitter bankruptcy as more senior executives quit

(This Nov. 10 story has been refiled to correct pronoun from she to they in paragraph 7)

Reuters
Show threadHiFiNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler worse. It’s failed hair plugs that leave scars up the back of your skull like Elon’s
Show threaddunno_nunoNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler
More like tech billionaire hair implants, am i right? ;)
Show threadRichie HollandNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler the pube wig.
Show threadDave WakemanNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler love that.
Show threadDeepakNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler so true !
Show threadofoid Nov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler i laughed in real life 👏
Show threadJustin CauchonNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler
Show threadSweet_TNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler As a bald man who dislikes Musky odors, I approve of this message.
Show threadOtto WolfNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler yea
Show threadcostrikeNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler But it's just a piece of blaze orange vinyl.
Show threadMichael McGearyNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler More like hair in a can, but yes
Show threadJojanneke van den BoschNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler 🙈😂
Show threadDirectorXNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler and somehow looks even worse
Show threadMarkNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler
Musk is the scent of anal gland secretions from a beaver. Quite fitting when you look at what's living on top of the new owners head.
Show threadMo Fanning ✅Nov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler I think of it more as off-brand viagra
Show threadChrisChinchillaNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler I'll admit I'm at a point in my life where I'd quite like a toupee 🤣
Show threadChalkwhitehandsNov 11, 2022

@Richard_Littler Middle aged men in open topped sports cars, toupees, facelifts and blue ticks.

Hello ladies!

Show threadDouble ZNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler 🤣
Show threadNewt_GrunnionNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler More like a comb-over!
Show threadtenspdNov 11, 2022
@Richard_Littler and you came all the way to Mastodon to talk about it lol