So I’m dipping my toe in #Mastodon as the #Muskolypse over on #Bluebird unfolds.

Intro: #American #graphic, #web, and #UX #designer. Originally from #Virginia, lived in #Minnesota as well. Lived in #Germany since 1993, currently in #Potsdam just outside #Berlin. Insufferable know-it-all future glorious overlord of the Multiverse if I could ever stop slacking.

Applications for expendable cannon fodder (sorry, valued subjects) to be accepted with a bored lazy royal wave. Great benefits package.