I would really like that fireworks ban now please. 😣
#fireworks #assholes #vandalism #vuurwerk #vuurwerkverbod #bullshit #thisisdumb #whywouldyoudothat #notfunny
“I dreamt of a tall black sigil swaying against the pearling winter sky. I heard the singing wheels whirl in random harmonies, each in turn transforming, reducing, revealing our inner selves. I smelled the black smoke of the secret chaos burning within the heart of a life”
“Ma’am, this is an Arby’s, and we have been awaiting your coming. Please pull around for the Coronation of the World Meat”
#coronation #worldMeat #why #thisIsDumb #reallyJustDontLikeArbys #dontHateMe #camelCaseAbuse
whoever invented ePortfolios, just know that I hate you with a passion
I just want my fucking degree. I don't want to write my memoirs just so a bunch of job-site algorithms and AI programs can ignore it.
#eportfolio #portfoliosaredumb #thisisdumb #college #collegelife #university
My doctor be like:
Dr, leaving a voicemail: we need your new insurance info like RIGHT NOW. Call us back!
Me: (calls back)
Dr phone tree robot: please select one of a dozen voicemail inboxes, but none that quite match what you're trying to do. You will not get a real person.
Guys, I can't help but feel you're not meeting me halfway.
Paul
Devijand
Rach
ladychelseaofthevoid
Rain 💜🖤🤍