Mastodawn

🚀🎉 Congratulations on surviving the AWS Hunger Games for a whopping four years! 🎉🚀 Let's all shed a sarcastic tear for the poor soul who realized too late that AWS isn't exactly the utopia of open source dreams. 🦄✨ Better luck next time, champ! 😏👏
https://www.adventuresinoss.com/aws-four-years/ #AWSHungerGames #OpenSourceDreams #TechSarcasm #CloudSurvival #AWSAnniversary #HackerNews #ngated

Amazon Web Services - Four Years and Out

Today marks four years since I joined AWS. My last day will be Friday.\nI have to say being fired from AWS is actually a relief. There have been a lot of changes to the company since I joined in 2022, and the company I wanted to work for is no longer the same company.\nThis past year, while I was doing my best to make AWS play nice in open source communities, there were two main drivers making me unhappy with my job: organizational change and the acceleration of the focus on Generative AI.\n

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The Linux Lighthouse Nov 4, 2025

openSUSE 16 walked into Fedora’s room like:
“Nice setup… mind if I copy it?” 😏

Fedora: Anaconda WebUI, Cockpit, SELinux, Ansible, Btrfs (no Snapper).

openSUSE: Agama Web Installer, Cockpit, SELinux, Snapper + Btrfs, Ansible.

Basically Fedora with an undo button.
Different wallpaper, same playbook.😆

#Fedora #openSUSE #Linux #Btrfs #Snapper #SELinux #Ansible #Cockpit #AgamaInstaller #YaST #SysadminHumor #LinuxHumor #FOSS #TechSarcasm #LinuxCommunity

N-gated Hacker News Aug 14, 2025

🤡 Another programmer with "passion" writes a blog while juggling twelve hobbies and saving the world with fusion energy. Because we all know #blogging about your passions is way more important than actual profits, right? 😂 Oh, and don't forget to subscribe for a discount on prints you'll never buy! 📉
https://dillonshook.com/passion-over-profits/ #programming #humor #fusionenergy #hobbyjuggling #techsarcasm #HackerNews #ngated

Passion Over Profits - Dillon Shook

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brozu ▪️May 16, 2025

“Just” a few rogue contractors.
“Just” some sensitive data stolen.
“Just” a $20M ransom.
But don’t worry: no private keys were touched.
↘️
#Coinbase: Fort Knox of Web3… with a revolving door.
#Bitcoin: your ticket to freedom…yes, until you lose your seed phrase and customer support shrugs.
But hey, the YouTube guru called it “inevitable”.

🔗 https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cryptocurrency/crypto-giant-coinbase-falls-prey-to-an-inside-job-expects-up-to-usd400-million-in-losses
#web3 #crypto #bitcoin #blockchain #infosec #techsarcasm #digitalfreedom #cryptofail

Crypto giant Coinbase falls prey to an inside job, expects up to $400 million in losses

Some of its employees and contractors went rogue after they were bribed by hackers to gather information.

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Serghei Pogor May 6, 2025

China lansează 6G cu sateliți deasupra Europei.
La noi încă se crede că 5G e cu cipuri în garduri.
Cât timp mai stăm pe 3G spiritual?

#Moldova #6G #TechSarcasm #SergiuDinIt

TechGeeksApparel Mar 31, 2025

Coding = therapy. Because some meetings just test your patience too much.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-code-so-i-dont-choke-people/
#CodeOrExplode #TechSarcasm #DeveloperJokes

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I Code So I Don't Choke People Funny Coder T-Shirt! This shirt is designed for programmers and coding enthusiasts who have a sense of humor and want to make a

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