Pare
mookrakerWhen you ask me how old I am:
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#terminator #getting-old #age #stupid-joke
Jan Wedel
Nicolas WardDarude Rainstorm
Neighbor’s dripping gutter reminded me of something…
Wait for the raindrop
MuradHow many tests will the English cricket team have to lose before they finally accept that they are never going to get their full cricket licence?
Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 ❄️How can you explain the evolution of a citrus fruit 🍊 to perfectly match the color orange 🟧 without the guiding hand of a divine creator. Checkmate atheists!
Deadly HeadshotGallery in which is hanging a noble-gas-illuminated sign showing a stylised portrait of the Governor of Florida, with a description next to it with the title of the work: "NeoNazi or Artsy-Neon". #StupidJoke
Tom-bstone 🪦⚰️Even better, she responded with “it lives on in my heart!” to which I instantly came back with “and your heart will go on?” I’m stupidly proud of that one #Titanic #StupidJoke
The Langer’s Ball
Ryubbert Narraetsor"So, the domicile our party has been assigned by our quest givers has a leaky roof, but is also _right under_ a statue of a... well-endowed giant, which just happens to be connected to the city's water supply to help prevent reservoir overflow."
"Sounds a bit aggravating."
"Yes, and you know how my fire genasi heritage interacts with my capacity for barbarian rage?"
"So-"
"I burn when it pees."