Ein ganz normaler Tag. Eine ganz normale Veröffentlichung.

Ein ganz normales Spiel bei "Fux & Bär: Ist das gut oder kann das weg?" nämlich: #Monopoly.

Ganz normal viel Spass!
#keinAprilscherz
#SorryNotSorry
#Aprilscherzmüde

@Yellowgeekbear
#Brettspiel

https://fuxundbaer.podigee.io/b74-istdasgut

@Chalkllate Isn't that the plot of FMA? #SorryNotSorry

This girl is a literal hamburgler and she’s #sorryNotSorry.

She’s certain that plate of hamburgers on the counter was left there just for her. #serendipity

#dogsofmastodon

How ya like them apples bud 🍎🍏

#sorrynotsorry #shitpost #memelord #alt

I'm pro-choice. Abortion exists for people like DJT. His mom missed a great opportunity to flush that shit down, but she was forced to birth him. You won't convince me that Fred was a stand up guy, so in my head pedo-pig is a rape baby. He should've been flushed. The cycle continued. #SorryNotSorry

RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116002807576053810

I did not enjoy Emily Marsh/Connors MST3k episodes. I was initially stoked by the idea of a female riff captain, being a feminine girly woman dame of the female lady sex myself. But her voice gave me violent spasmodic facial tics. I would have been less tortured listening to a rusty dental drill being run through a similarly rusty blender. #mst3k #sorrynotsorry

Meanwhile, in other news:

Programa de Português: quer alunos a gostar de ler e tem objectivo de 60min por dia de leitura

Também o Programa de Português: os alunos têm de ler Saramago ou outro autor que, aparentemente, é igualmente chato de ler.

#SorryNotSorry

https://www.publico.pt/2026/03/30/sociedade/noticia/portugues-12-ano-alunos-ler-60-minutos-dia-saramago-deixar-obrigatorio-2169634

Português no 12.º ano: alunos devem ler 60 minutos por dia e Saramago pode deixar de ser obrigatório

Professores poderão escolher obra de Mário de Carvalho em alternativa aos romances do Nobel. Proposta de revisão das aprendizagens essenciais de Português está em consulta pública até dia 28.

Público
Was it unfair of me to fill in a computer gaming survey (accurately) when the nearest to gaming I get is Solitaire on my phone or laptop? #SorryNotSorry