Mastodawn

I did really ruin my Swede :/ Before he met me he was just a nice cute apolitical gamer boy. Now he is texting me that the people in the break room at his new job are wrong about the relation between Hezbollah and the IRCG. #SorryNotSorry

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Henry Edward Hardy 1d ago

Green Plush Cthulhu Terrifies Child

My friend Dave used to have a cute green plush #Cthulhu sitting on his mantlepiece.

One day a 5 year old-ish small person took one look at it, screwed up his face, and just started bawling loudly...

Naturally, me and Dave and his sons started laughing uproariously and assured the kid, yes it was indeed a monster and appropriate to be terrified of.

#sorrynotsorry #smallstories

@ParadeGrotesque

Francisca Sinn 1d ago

RE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116324676116121930

ICYMI

I’ll just be over here sipping a cup of hot schadenfreude. #SorryNotSorry

#AI #Claude #Copyright

BlowUpRadio.com 2d ago

Variety: ‘Avatar’ Can ‘Take More Risks’ Than Marvel Movies Because Lack of Studio and Fan Pressure, Says Sam Worthington

Me: If that's true, and I'm not sure it is, are you saying that calling the rare compund they are trying to get, UNOBTANIUM, was taking a risk and not just lazy writing?

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/avatar-risks-marvel-movies-sam-worthington-1236702598/

#SorryNotSorry

'Avatar' Take More Risks Than Marvel Movies, Says Sam Worthington

Sam Worthington says James Cameron's 'Avatar' franchise doesn't face studio pressure like Marvel movies do, so it can take a lot more risks.

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MissBayBee 2d ago

Ein ganz normaler Tag. Eine ganz normale Veröffentlichung.

Ein ganz normales Spiel bei "Fux & Bär: Ist das gut oder kann das weg?" nämlich: #Monopoly.

Ganz normal viel Spass!
#keinAprilscherz
#SorryNotSorry
#Aprilscherzmüde

@Yellowgeekbear
#Brettspiel

https://fuxundbaer.podigee.io/b74-istdasgut

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BarkerJr 2d ago

@Chalkllate Isn't that the plot of FMA? #SorryNotSorry

Amy Renee 2d ago

This girl is a literal hamburgler and she’s #sorryNotSorry.

She’s certain that plate of hamburgers on the counter was left there just for her. #serendipity

#dogsofmastodon

Temptress Vera 🔞✨2d ago

How ya like them apples bud 🍎🍏

#sorrynotsorry #shitpost #memelord #alt

✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪3d ago

I'm pro-choice. Abortion exists for people like DJT. His mom missed a great opportunity to flush that shit down, but she was forced to birth him. You won't convince me that Fred was a stand up guy, so in my head pedo-pig is a rape baby. He should've been flushed. The cycle continued. #SorryNotSorry

Xi ♓3d ago

RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116002807576053810

I did not enjoy Emily Marsh/Connors MST3k episodes. I was initially stoked by the idea of a female riff captain, being a feminine girly woman dame of the female lady sex myself. But her voice gave me violent spasmodic facial tics. I would have been less tortured listening to a rusty dental drill being run through a similarly rusty blender. #mst3k #sorrynotsorry