James Baker 🍁RE: https://mas.to/@Canadian_Eh/116347031135467732
I once asked a bunch of friends what they thought a jambuster could be. Best answer was a condom. #SorryNotSorry
MaaikeI did really ruin my Swede :/
Before he met me he was just a nice cute apolitical gamer boy. Now he is texting me that the people in the break room at his new job are wrong about the relation between Hezbollah and the IRCG. #SorryNotSorry
Henry Edward HardyGreen Plush Cthulhu Terrifies Child
My friend Dave used to have a cute green plush #Cthulhu sitting on his mantlepiece.
One day a 5 year old-ish small person took one look at it, screwed up his face, and just started bawling loudly...
Naturally, me and Dave and his sons started laughing uproariously and assured the kid, yes it was indeed a monster and appropriate to be terrified of.
Francisca SinnRE: https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116324676116121930
ICYMI
I’ll just be over here sipping a cup of hot schadenfreude. #SorryNotSorry
BlowUpRadio.comVariety: ‘Avatar’ Can ‘Take More Risks’ Than Marvel Movies Because Lack of Studio and Fan Pressure, Says Sam Worthington
Me: If that's true, and I'm not sure it is, are you saying that calling the rare compund they are trying to get, UNOBTANIUM, was taking a risk and not just lazy writing?
https://variety.com/2026/film/news/avatar-risks-marvel-movies-sam-worthington-1236702598/
MissBayBeeEin ganz normaler Tag. Eine ganz normale Veröffentlichung.
Ein ganz normales Spiel bei "Fux & Bär: Ist das gut oder kann das weg?" nämlich: #Monopoly.
Ganz normal viel Spass!
#keinAprilscherz
#SorryNotSorry
#Aprilscherzmüde
BarkerJr@Chalkllate Isn't that the plot of FMA? #SorryNotSorry
Amy ReneeThis girl is a literal hamburgler and she’s #sorryNotSorry.
She’s certain that plate of hamburgers on the counter was left there just for her. #serendipity
Temptress Vera 🔞✨
✨🌟 ⭐️ LoveKat ⭐️🌟✨🟦♿️🧬🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🌎☮️🕊️🟪I'm pro-choice.
Abortion exists for people like DJT. His mom missed a great opportunity to flush that shit down, but she was forced to birth him. You won't convince me that Fred was a stand up guy, so in my head pedo-pig is a rape baby. He should've been flushed. The cycle continued.
#SorryNotSorry