How #liberating is it going to be when:
You can comfortably watch a #film that isn't immaculately presented, because none are.
You can laugh at a #skitShow that's a bit rough around the edges, because everyone is.
You can pickup #local #indyNews that is not perfectly planned and layed-out, because few things are.
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When there are no massive money pumps, maybe we will be #happier and make do better, with what we **do have**.
OPERATOR: Yes, your internet is downgraded to dialup speed.
PLEB: Why?
OPERATOR: Because you use words like 'pleb'.
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Oh and we might cut your connection forty-seven times a day too.
#Australia #internetApartied #theInternet #funny #parody #skitshow
@cypnk
Some #landlords here told men they had to aim for the side of the #toiletBowl because the sound of #urinating would go through the paper thin walls and wake up #neighbours.
#bigProperty #propertyInvesting #sydney #melbourne #realEstate #faultyConstruction #funny #skitshow #comedy #idiocracy
And there's a #message that I'm sending out,
Like a #ChatSecure to your soul,
And if I can't #Tor bridge this distance,
Stop this #XMPP protocol,
I ain't #I2P-ing at all.
"Missing out"
Since I've been on #GooglePlay
I am missing out,
No matter,
What my friend's feel they're allowed to say,
I am missing out,
I - AM - MISSING - OUT,
I can #Jabber to myself.
(Ha. If someone wants to do a verse for #Fedi, be my guest)
#funny #fediLyrics #skitShow #communication #Foreigner #MissingYou #parody #ios
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