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Mark Asbach Mar 27, 2024

@hazelweakly This is one of those #ShitUserStories that need to be smuggled into real sprint planning meetings at Google, Apple, and Microsoft, …

andrei!Nov 14, 2023

As a zoom presenter
While presenting in a meeting
I want to be forcefully logged out of my own meeting
And be told that my admin requires me to renew my session every 30 days
#shituserstories

Peter Bindels Oct 4, 2023

@[email protected]
As a...
- Youtube user
I want...
- To get more than two search results before the ads start
So that...
- I can find something that I'd like to watch

#ShitUserStories #Youtube #Enshittification

Chris Abbey Sep 19, 2023

As a ___1Password Using Developer___, I need __1Password to waste hours of my time debugging why the hell things stopped working___ because __they thought it would be helpful to not pop up a prompt to unlock my ssh key as it might distract my workflow___. #shitUserStories

🍂 Sarah Parker-Shemilt | :bi-flag: / :nb-flag: 🍂Aug 27, 2023

As a… recipe reader

I want to… dismiss cookies, have a video ad follow me down the page, and read why this cake conjures up memories of the author’s childhood, before reaching the actual recipe

So that… I feel connected to the author, before fully committing to mixing ingredients

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ShitUserStory/status/1353362016069709824

#cooking #food #cake #CookingProblems #FoodieProblems #UserStory #UserStories #ShitUserStories

wrosecrans Jul 21, 2023

Yay, dark patterns! The only prominent button is the one to sign up for a thing I didn't ask for, and has completely unclear functionality. Somebody's gonna get promoted for whatever this is, bcuz "engagement" will go on a spreadsheet.
#Programming #UX #ShitUserStories #DarkPattern

Josiah Jul 20, 2023

#ShitUserStories

Sophie Pofie Jul 3, 2023

As a: MS Outlook user
I want to: receive a notification of a forwarding of a meeting invite when I myself forward a meeting invite
So that: I know that I forwarded the meeting invite I guess?

#ShitUserStories

🇺🇦 Richard Gunther 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸Mar 1, 2023

As a Microsoft Office user, I want Microsoft to redefine how keyboard text selection and navigation works in their Mac applications so that they won't work like any other Mac application and I can be less efficient when using Office software.

#shituserstories #ux #bui #WhatAnnoysMe

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leidkultur Nov 23, 2022

@Wehnemann

#ShitUserStories