Ah, #CERN, because what we truly need is a particle collider for publishing papers, right? 🤓🔬 Forget building black holes, they're now into inciting academic black holes with open access publishing. 🚀📚 Too bad their platform can't accelerate the speed of peer review! 🐢💨
https://home.cern/news/news/cern/cern-host-europes-flagship-open-access-publishing-platform #openaccess #particlecollider #peerreview #academicpublishing #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated
CERN to host Europe’s flagship open access publishing platform

In an important step for open science, CERN has been selected to host a new phase of Open Research Europe (ORE), an initiative supported by the European Commission and a new funding consortium of European national funding agencies and research organisations. Aligned with the Action Plan for Diamond Open Access (2022)[1], the initiative is a community-led alternative to traditional academic publishing. When the new ORE platform is launched later this year, authorship eligibility will be expanded to include researchers affiliated with institutions in the countries that participate in the consortium. Publishing will remain completely free for both European Commission-funded researchers and authors from participating countries. The aim is to promote equity, diversity and transparency in scholarly communication while maintaining high standards of quality and integrity. The ORE funding consortium currently comprises members from Austria, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland[2]. The European Commission participates as a permanent observer in the governance body and provides dedicated financial support. CERN will provide the technical and operational infrastructure for the platform, built on the open source software Open Journal Systems (OJS), while governance and editorial oversight will remain the responsibility of the ORE consortium. ORE follows the innovative publish–review–curate model, which promotes rigour and transparency in the publishing of research. Articles are first checked for integrity and compliance, then published and peer-reviewed openly. Peer-review reports are made public, and articles that successfully pass review are curated into subject-specific collections. This approach combines quality assurance with openness, while also enabling post-publication review. Launched by the European Commission in 2021 to provide beneficiaries of EU research programmes with a no-fee open access publishing platform[3], ORE was designed to make publicly funded research more transparent, accessible and sustainable through an innovative publishing model. In the five years since its launch, the platform has seen steady growth and uptake across the research community, with more than 1,200 articles published and over 6,300 authors from more than 3,000 institutions worldwide taking part. CERN’s role in operating ORE builds on its long-standing experience in developing and maintaining open science infrastructures and community-governed services for the global research community. By hosting ORE, CERN will provide a neutral, reliable and sustainable environment, drawing on expertise gained through flagship open science initiatives such as Zenodo, Invenio and SCOAP3. “For CERN, hosting Open Research Europe is a natural extension of our commitment to an open, community-led scientific infrastructure,” said Mar Capeáns, CERN Director for Site Operations. “The platform supports the rapid sharing of research, while reinforcing Europe’s ability to shape the future of scholarly communication.” “Open Research Europe is a strong example of a shared commitment to fostering the free flow of knowledge across the European Research Area and beyond”, stated Marc Lemaître, Director-General for Research and Innovation (DG RTD), European Commission. “By ensuring open access to high-quality research, ORE facilitates the circulation of the latest research findings and amplifies public trust in science. Today, as European research funders and research organisations join forces to support ORE, we open a new chapter, one that strengthens open access scholarly publishing and improves research practices across Europe”. Beyond the technical infrastructure, the initiative is expected to deepen collaboration between CERN, the European Commission, national representatives and research organisations. Working in partnership with the OPERAS Research Infrastructure, outreach and engagement activities will be expanded across Europe to attract eligible authors to the platform. ORE is expected to support a growing number of research outputs each year, making publicly funded science more accessible and transparent while setting a benchmark for equitable publishing initiatives in Europe and beyond. More information on the future platform at: https://ore.eu    [1] https://scienceeurope.org/our-resources/action-plan-for-diamond-open-access/ [2] Austrian Science Fund (FWF), European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN), French National Research Agency (ANR), French National Centre for Scientific Research (CNRS), German Federal Ministry for Research, Technology and Space (BMFTR), Italian Ministry of Universities and Research (MUR), Dutch Research Council (NWO), Research Council of Norway (RCN), Foundation for Science and Technology, Portugal (FCT), Slovenian Research and Innovation Agency (ARIS), Swedish research funders (Forte, Formas and the Swedish Research Council), Spanish Foundation for Science and Technology (FECYT), Spanish National Research Council (CSIC), Swiss National Science Foundation (SNSF) [3] Current platform (operational till fall 2026):  https://open-research-europe.ec.europa.eu  

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👀🔬 Oh, look! 🎉 Groundbreaking discovery: #semiconductors have 'mouse bites' 🐭 and we needed an electron microscope to tell us that. Next up: using a supercollider to confirm the existence of paper cuts. 🧠✨
https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2026/03/electron-microscopy-shows-mouse-bite-defects-semiconductors #discovery #electronmicroscope #technology #sciencehumor #researchinnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Electron microscopy shows ‘mouse bite’ defects in semiconductors | Cornell Chronicle

A Cornell-led collaboration used high-resolution 3D imaging to detect, for the first time, the atomic-scale defects in computer chips that can sabotage their performance.

Cornell Chronicle

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #ScienceHumor #CleverJoke #fedi #growth

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

#ScienceHumor #CleverJoke #fedi #growth

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

#ScienceHumor #CleverJoke #fedi #growth

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 😂

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LAB CHRONICLE #25
-Title of my next paper-

“Undisciplined Drops: When Physics Laughs at Us”

#PublishOrPerish #PaperInProgress #ScientificWriting #ScienceHumor #LeidenfrostEffect

🔮✨ The mysteries of quantum mechanics are "dissolving" just as quickly as my faith in pseudoscientific clickbait. Brace yourselves, folks, Quanta Magazine is at it again with more theoretical ponderings that solve precisely nothing. 🌀🔍
https://www.quantamagazine.org/are-the-mysteries-of-quantum-mechanics-beginning-to-dissolve-20260213/ #quantummechanics #pseudoscience #QuantaMagazine #theoreticalponderings #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated
Are the Mysteries of Quantum Mechanics Beginning To Dissolve? | Quanta Magazine

Columnist Philip Ball thinks the phenomenon of decoherence might finally bridge the quantum-classical divide.

Quanta Magazine
🎉 BREAKING: Scientists make cancer disappear! 🎩✨ New iron nanomaterial zaps cancer cells while giving healthy tissue a free pass! 😂 Now if only they could make my emails disappear too! 🙄📧
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/02/260228093456.htm #cancerresearch #nanotechnology #healthinnovation #breakthroughs #sciencehumor #HackerNews #ngated
New iron nanomaterial wipes out cancer cells without harming healthy tissue

Scientists at Oregon State University have engineered a powerful new nanomaterial that zeroes in on cancer cells and destroys them from the inside out. Designed to exploit cancer’s unique chemistry—its acidity and high hydrogen peroxide levels—the tiny iron-based structure sparks not one but two intense chemical reactions, flooding tumors with cell-damaging oxygen molecules. This dual attack overwhelms cancer cells with oxidative stress while sparing healthy tissue.

ScienceDaily