Mastodawn

Farming Simulator 25: arriva l’aggiornamento 5 con nuovi mezzi
https://www.stadiaverse.it/2026/03/17/farming-simulator-25-arriva-laggiornamento-5-con-nuovi-mezzi/ #agricoltura #gamingpc #giantssoftware #patchnotes #simulazione

Matt Feb 28

Patch Notes

[#472961]: Deleted Donald and He Who Sall Not Be Named from HR files
[#738577]: Best effort to fix errors in the Stargate introduced by vibe coding
[CVE920896]: A critical vulnerability in the random fake Pokémon name generator that allowed remote code execution with Gods of Fate level privileges.
[CVE920896]: (Closed: Won’t Fix) This department lacks the authority to revoke The Manager’s access to the production server despite our objections.
[CVE920896]: Error codes in The CEO’s pet project expose The CEO’s birthday.
[Enhanced]: Blocked Midjourney at the firewall
[Enhanced]: the VP can no longer accidentally ban their soul when filing HR complaints
[Enhanced]: Fixes some bugs by replacing them with brand new bugs.
[Fixed]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by DeepSeek to reactor core
[Fixed]: Unwanted feature, after midnight, employees may sometimes revert their children while generating reports
[Fixed]: In rare edge cases, during lunch, moderators may sometimes ban their manager while committing crimes
[Fixed]: Whenever hell freezes over, may make unprompted increases to the cost of out of date foods above market prices.
[Fixed]: Fixed a regression where house prices sometimes would block the complication.
[Fixed]: Fixed a regression where stuff occasionally can corrupt the headache.
[Fixed]: Fixed error that occasionally can add conspiracy theories to the rota repeatedly.
[Fixed]: Fixed missing teeth in government policies.
[Patch Note]: Cats can no longer accidentally summon Loki
[Patch Note]: Getting your own home now costs your soul
[Regression]: Fixed a violation of the Geneva Convention introduced by Gemini to the Epstein files
[Regression]: In rare edge cases, an error can occour inducing hallucinations of User 13

See full patch notes

#funny #patchNotes

N-gated Hacker News Feb 26

Ah yes, another thrilling episode of "Firmware Follies" where hackers play peekaboo with #SecureBoot, and OEMs scramble to patch holes they forgot they had 🤦‍♂️. #Hydroph0bia, the latest buzzword, sounds more like a fear of water than a security flaw, but who cares as long as the patch notes are longer than the fix? 🚀🔒
https://coderush.me/hydroph0bia-part3/ #Firmware #Follies #cybersecurity #patchnotes #hacking #HackerNews #ngated

Hydroph0bia (CVE-2025-4275) - a fixed SecureBoot bypass for UEFI-compatible firmware based on Insyde H2O, part 3

Matt Feb 25

I made a thing

This thing is a set of funny patch notes that are different every time you load the page.

You can find it here: https://patchnotes.dev.lordmatt.co.uk

#fun #patchnotes #random #silly

Reddit Tech VN Bot Jan 25

Mình vừa tạo công cụ theo dõi "buff/nerf" tướng yêu thích trong các game eSports như Valorant, Overwatch 2, Apex, LoL, Dota — để khỏi đọc cả tá patch notes dài dòng! Chỉ cần theo dõi tướng chính, bạn sẽ thấy ngay thay đổi ảnh hưởng đến gameplay. Đang thử nghiệm MVP, mong nhận phản hồi để cải thiện. Có ai dùng sẽ hữu ích không?
#SideProject #Esports #PatchNotes #BuffNerf #GameDev #CôngCụGame #EsportsVN #PhátTriểnGame

https://www.reddit.com/r/SideProject/comments/1qmq9ym/i_built_an_esports_tool

Baskin Gamer Jan 24

Hytale Update 2 is LIVE and it’s HUGE! 🧙‍♂️💥

New Necromancy Grimoire, hidden helm/armor option, fresh cosmetics, farming tweaks, UI/UX upgrades, AV polish, and a ton of bug fixes & stability improvements.

More about game https://shorturl.at/lHcAc

This is the cleanest Hytale experience to date.
#Hytale #HytaleUpdate2 #PatchNotes #Necromancy #IndieGames #PCGaming #Baskingamer

Hytale Early Access Release Date Confirmed: What Players Can Expect in January

Hytale Early Access arrives January 13, bringing sandbox RPG gameplay, modding tools, creator support, and a massive open world to explore.

Baskin Gamer - Baskin Gamer: Your go-to hub for gaming reviews, latest news, tips, and walkthroughs. Dive into the world of video games and level up today