"Yay! I have new underwear."

"Sir! Please censor your use of the word 'underwear.'"

"Why?"

"Your usage of this word implies that you have naughty bits that you must cover."

#NaughtyBits #underwear #censorship

Seen in a dating profile:

A naked woman with her limbs hiding the naughty bits.

Man, the scammers are getting desperate.

"No profile text? Fuck this shit! She's nekked! Like, like, like, like, like, like, like... [breaks the phone]."

#dating #DatingProfile #DatingPictures #naked #NaughtyBits #scammers #scam #desperation