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Artist Profile: Zara Larsson
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Artist Profile: Zara Larsson
Zara Larsson, the pop star known for “Lush Life” and “Stateside,” is currently on her 2026 Midnight Sun Tour. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.
Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist
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Over 400,000 KitKat Bars Stolen In Heist
Food conglomerate Nestlé said that about 12 tons of KitKats, or 413,793 candy bars, were stolen after leaving its production site in Italy, with the company stating that “the vehicle and its load are...
In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the…
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In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the general populace, civilian spaceflight operator Blue Origin confirmed Friday it had launched the world’s...
What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
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What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Pam Bondi Brought In For Exit Lobotomy
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Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
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Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army,…
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Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday that he was replacing ousted top general Randy George with...
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