Economists Warn That Even Their Friend’s Son Who Went To Business School Can’t Find A Job

NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published Wednesday that even their friend’s son who went to business school hadn’t been able to find a job. “Americans’ employment prospects must be truly dire if…
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White House IT Guy Sends Out Reminder Memo About Child Porn

WASHINGTON—Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers, White House IT guy Jason Kellerman reportedly sent out a memo Wednesday reminding staff about child porn. “Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is ca…
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42-Year-Old Woman Refers To Herself As ‘Preggerz’

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Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

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