@tusk81
That's because you literally VOTED for and ELECTED a (very obvious and) *KNOWN* Russian agent as your leader, you fucking twats.
#NoShitSherlock
#ThoseFunnyAmericans

@ickplant
Dear Americans. If you stopped electing parasitic greedy cunts over and over and over again then you might have a proper health service. This really IS NOT rocket science.
#FFS #ThoseFunnyAmericans

@Jyoti
...unless they have massive untapped oil reserves and haven't already paid us absolute wads of dosh to leave them alone and go and shit in someone else's back yard instead.
#ThoseFunnyAmericans #Stargate #StargateSG1 #SG1

@nycki
Suddenly, this is unexpectedly one of the least problems everyone else in the world thinks Americans need to fix.
#ThoseFunnyAmericans

@GoWeaponsHot
That's why they, somewhat indirectly, planted a total cockwomble in charge of everything. Espionage is so much easier when the target population is confused and distracted with meaningless internal chaos.
#NoShitSherlock #ThoseFunnyAmericans