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Build a fire for a man, he's warm for the night. But light the man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
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by Terry Pratchett, via Neil Gaiman @neilhimself

#morbidhumor #morbidhumour #TerryPrachett #quote #quotes

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#PenQuote #February4 #MorbidHumour #CherishEveryDay #TellFolksYouLoveThem #SupportEachOtherAlways

Guy procrastinated on his studies, so ended up binge-studying the night before while chucking caffeinated drinks to stay awake.
After completing the exam he got a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital.
Good news: he passed!
Bad news: he passed...

#pun #puns #punDay #FiXatoPUNishes #morbidHumour