en grønn ku-vert, selvfølgelig.

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Cowcaine

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The captain called for an All Hens On Deck.

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A vampyre

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the thing he dips in Olive Oyl

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An artefax

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Because he has bear feet.

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Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits; don't drink them all at once.

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They say Bambi is Disney's cheapest film since it only cost a single buck, but I think it involved a lot more doe than that; quite a stag-gering amount even.
Quite hart-breaking.

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• "god, yours is salty!"
• "want some jelly, baby?"
• "it looked more exciting in the preview"

Inspired by https://youtube.com/shorts/a6Lbiwhn9Sk

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