"YOU CAN'T FIGHT ME, YOU KNOW."
"But, I'm Chuck Norris. I can whip anyone!"
"NOT ME. EVEN IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THOSE JOKES ARE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY, 'WHIP ANYONE'."
"Then what are they about then? Tell me that!"
"IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T KNOW."
Ah, I'd start with #TerryPrachett 's Nanny Ogg.
She likes a beer (or several), sings rude songs when 'refreshed', has a large extended family, and brooks no shit.
Pterry really was a gift for the ages. Page 11 of my umpteenth rereading of Witches Abroad, and I find something new to make me chortle.
Ist es verwerflich, wenn man #TerryPrachett und #douglasadams Zitate verwechselt?
#GNUTerryPratchet
#gnudouglasadams
A man ist not dead while his name is still spoken
@bovaz @ShaulaEvans @bookstodon also for me, that and #terryPrachett night watch should be required reading for everyone in schools (or the US: Did you get a receipt for that prisoner?)
β You took an oath to uphold the law and defend the citizens without fear or favor," said Vimes. "And to protect the innocent. That's all they put in. Maybe they thought those were the important things. Nothing in there about orders, even from me. You're an officer of the law, not a soldier of the government.
Terry Pratchett had such great turns of phrases:
Ankh-Morpork! Pearl of cities! This is not a completely accurate description, of course β it was not round and shiny β but even its worst enemies would agree that if you had to liken Ankh-Morpork to anything, then it might as well be a piece of rubbish covered with the diseased secretions of a dying mollusc.
- The Light Fantastic
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men "Ordinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you whatβs going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough, witches tend to be more accurate but less popular."
-- Terry Pratchett
Discworld: "Martina, who has a passion for bookbinding and DIY, decided to take on this mammoth project as her very first mechanical build. Her idea was both whimsical and practical in the most Nerdforge way: she would bind all 40 Discworld books and arrange them around a massive wooden wheel."
https://www.yankodesign.com/2025/06/17/entire-discworld-series-turned-into-a-rotating-book-wheel/
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