NicLord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1
If 2x2 makes 4
and 3x3 makes 9
how come 0x0 makes gravy?
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fibonacci
Silver Arrows
Jeremy MallinIf you think parallel parking is hard, try skew. 🤪
Maths Week ScotlandHere’s one final joke from us for #InternationalJokeDay 🌳 Which one has been your favourite maths joke today? Or do you have any even better #MathsJokes to share?
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Have you had enough of our #MathsJokes yet? Well, sorry, we’re not done yet. Got to milk #InternationalJokeDay all we can. Speaking of milking, here’s a joke about cows…
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This is our favourite maths joke🐔 We tried it out on a couple of children, and they all thought it was hilarious too! But you can make up your own mind 😉
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Lunch time! And we have the perfect lunch time maths pun for you, in honour of #InternationalJokeDay. Let us know what your favourite #MathsJokes are.
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It’s #InternationalJokeDay, so we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share some of our best (*cough*) maths jokes with you throughout the day. Here’s one to start you off. Feel free to share your favourite #MathsJokes with us too!
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