NicMy wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits. It was quite exciting as she's never given blood before.
Black Friday has failed me.
I ordered four Kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD
Q Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
A Cos they can’t take the wrappers off
#jokeoftheday #taketwo #classicjoke possibly #ukspecific
I know Henry VIII had six wives - there was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, but I can’t for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane….
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That bogeyman is really annoying me! He’s getting right up my nose!
Imagine if Beyonce’s father had been Roy Castle.
#jokeoftheday #dadjoke probably #ukspecific
NicBlack Friday has failed me.
I ordered four Kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnies DVD
People letting off fireworks in October? The cat was so petrified it came in & ran straight up the Christmas tree!
For Sale! Iconic Sooty & Sweep puppets!
Any offer accepted - I just want them off my hands.