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shorter CANADA: curl --insecure
Jeremy MallinAre apostrophes and catastrophes neutral and positively charged? Are there negatively charged anostrophes too? 🤪
Kai PelzelWho is this Gina Reinhardt? She keep's sending me mails, which get sorted in my SPAM folder. She seems quite chatty. And maybe she's lonely... Do I have to worry about her? #NerdJokes #DontTakeThisSerious
`Da Elf@doctorwhom I like the telephone. Not sure I'mma call that a lava lamp tho.
Some time back, a hobby site had an old phone (Rotary Ba-be) like that with a Cellular module in it in the Motorola Razor days. Damn thing was $550USD and IceMelt and I wanted to split the cost (Razr being half that) so we could play a joke in meetings.
BRRIIIING, BRRIIING!!!
*Reaches into laptop bag, pulls out big assed AT&T Rotary*... "Sorry dudes, I gotta take this." and walk out the door with *that*.
InterNews112DDoS-атака
1. Одна человеческая клетка содержит 75Мб генетической информации
2. Один сперматозоид содержит 37.5Мб.
3. В одном миллилитре содержится около 100 млн сперматозоидов.
4. В среднем, эякуляция длится 5 секунд и составляет 2.25 мл спермы.
5. Таким образом, пропускная способность мужского члена будет равна:
(37.5Мб x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37 500 000 байт/сперматозоид x 100 000 000 сперматозоид/мл x 2.25 мл) / 5 секунд = 1 687 500 000 000 000 байт/секунду = 1 687.5 Терабайт/с
Получается что женская яйцеклетка выдерживает эту DDoS-атаку на полтора терабайта в секунду, пропуская только один выбранный пакет данных и является самым офигенным в мире хардварным фаерволом...
Но тот один пакет, который она пропускает, кладёт систему на 9 месяцев...
Sure! Here's the English version of your post with categories and hashtags:
🔐 DDoS vs. Biology
**The human egg is the world’s most advanced hardware firewall.**
Incoming data stream: **1.7 TB/sec**,
Only **one packet** gets through — and it **crashes the system for 9 months.**
📌 Categories:
#Cybersecurity
#Biotech
#InfoSec
#Science
#DDoS
#TechHumor
#Bioinformatics
#Genetics
#Engineering
#NerdJokes
Let me know if you'd like it turned into a visual card, carousel, or meme graphic!
𝓜𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓸 𝓥𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓻
AltonDooleyToday at the museum:
While I was in the lab, a visiting researcher was telling an amusing personal story to several of my employees. I wasn’t really listening, but it was convoluted and had something to do with DandD. The she got to the punchline and shouted
“Leedsichthys!”
And my employees laughed and laughed!
I love my job!
#museum #museumlife #paleontology #nerdjokes