The Proclaimers in the discrete metric space:
🎵 Well I would walk one mile
And I would walk one mile more
To be the man who walked
one mile to be at your door

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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10=20 and
11+11=22

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"A coffee and a donut, please," said the first twat.

"I'll have the same," spoke the other one.

"Okay, two coffees and two donuts, I'll bring them to your table" said the cashier.

"Hah!, goteeem!" Laughed the two insufferable pricks.

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Why do mathematicians celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't?

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If at first you don’t succeed, try again twice more so your failures are statistically significant.

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Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6in
His statue is 17ft 4in
That’s Horatio of about 3:1

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