NicQ: What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminium Man?
A: Iron Man stops the bad guys, but Aluminium Man just foils their plans.
Q Did you hear about the glowing horse in the Wild West Show?
A It was rodeoactive!
‘I don't think you're cut out to be a mime artist.'
‘Why? Was it something I said?'
Thanks to a typo in the contract, the professor gained knowledge of and power over everything in the heavens and on earth in exchange for his soup.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I was so upset! Eleven years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Q How many paranoiacs does it take to change a light bulb?
A Who wants to know?
Q What did the possessed chicken lay?
A Devilled eggs
Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
It’s ok - he woke up