"Families are like fudge ... mostly sweet, with a few nuts." ~ #LesDawson

They gave me a kite.

#joke #jokes #LesDawson

Today you find me at the crossroads where Pat Butcher and Les Dawson meet.

#Queer #PatButcher #LesDawson #earrings #pink

Typing on your phone is akin to how Les Dawson played the piano.

#FediFacts #LesDawson #Smartphone

My mother in law....

#manchester #lesdawson

#LesDawson #RoyBarraclough for Fresh Cream Cakes (1984) πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
#ActorsInCommercials #TVMastodon πŸ“Ί 🎬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGzt6T5uuc

Les Dawson and Roy Barraclough - Fresh Cream Cakes (UK) (1984)

YouTube
Les Dawson Side By Side

YouTube
#funny #comedy #lesdawson #uk #tax #money #finance #vintage #comedians #british #humour #wages #incometax
Just going through some old possessions here, and came across a fab Les Dawson joke book. This one pretty much nails it…

Some women are pear shaped. Some women are apple shaped. Doctors are looking for the cores.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #lesdawson

The Police seized my wife’s dreadful night dress collection this morning.....
They charged her with gross negligΓ©es.

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #LesDawson