@kava I had a terrible night last night, so I decided to get #krunked early today

I'm really chill now.

#kava #chill

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

I have a new expression:

situational assholity

That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

#assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity

Jeg er veldig krunked akkurat nå.

"Why are you writing in bokmål?"

Because I learned it.

"Oh, really? Who taught you bokmål?"

A skunk...

"Well, that explains why your bokmål stinks."

Exeunt las patatas!

The Fin.

#bokmål #Norwegian #skunks #kava #krunked #stinks #fin #patatas

@kava The krunkificaiton is going to happen early today. I'm feeling rather meh...

#kava #MentalHealth #krunked

@kava I'm nicely krunked right now on some old kava whose name I just don't remember. I'm about to make a batch of Santo's Pride.

#kava #krunked #SantosPride

@kava I'm getting #krunked early.

I may have stepped into it with my date. Our outing is not happening today, due to troubles at her domicile. There was no big dispute, but we had a misunderstanding. 😩

#dating #IAmAnIdiot

"What are you saying? Are you #drunk?"

"No. I'll have you know that I'm merely #krunked."

#kava

@kava I'm #krunked, and I have to #cook tonight. Am I going to kill myself???

Stay tuned!

(Nah, I'm not going to kill myself.)

@kava I might add that I did my upgrade of #Mastodon to v4.2.0-beta1 while #krunked on #kava. That's how easy it was.  

I'm having my second shell... er... mug right now.