Mastodawn

flower 🦨 #skunk #critter #skunks #oreo #cuteanimals

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116633218204415211

Judging by the Great Wall o' Text accompanying this ad, I'm going to assume they've overcompensated for a lackluster product.

Your little squirrel probably looks like an incontinent skunk who is dribbling pee on your vest.

"Take a look at my ornament!"

"Hmm.... it looks like a skunk... and why is it peeing on your vest???"

#squirrels #skunks #incontinence #WallOfText

Kyle Bronsdon May 25

Why yes, I *am,* a renaissance man. #skunks #etouffee #cajun #cooking

crittersnackstation May 23

flower 🦨 #skunk #critter #skunks #oreo #cuteanimals

Your Autistic Life

May 22

Goldilocks and the Three Skunks.

#Goldilocks #skunks

crittersnackstation May 20

flower 🦨 #skunk #critter #skunks #oreo #cuteanimals

crittersnackstation May 20

flower 🦨 #skunk #critter #skunks #oreo #cuteanimals

Waywords Studio Apr 29

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: “𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐬” -

"
To this wearied annual wrath:
Rake the winter chaff, clear the path:
Confessant renewal. Covenant.
"

https://waywordsstudio.com/verse/four-april-rondels/

#poetry #poetrycommunity #originalpoetry #writingcommunity #rondel #spring #april #relationships #rituals #skunks

Your Autistic Life

Apr 26

"Wow! This skunk smells bad."

"Of course, it is a skunk."

"No, no, no. It smells like you."

#skunks

Sophia Jane Hayden, Author Apr 13

Did you ever make a really stupid mistake writing a book, only to find it months after publishing? I did. I meticulously research everything. I thought! But one thing got by me. My novel, The Fifth Seduction, is turning one this month, so I decided to reread it. I have a scene in it where global rock star Daniel Palmer tells a story about his early days with his band, when they were young, broke blokes in England. They'd pitch a tent on the outskirts of towns as they traveled for gigs, and one night a skunk wandered into their tent and sprayed them. When I reread that part a couple of days ago, I decided to look up whether there are skunks in England, because I hadn't looked into that when I wrote the book last year. I guess I assumed there were skunks in England. NOPE. No skunks in England, unless someone has one as a pet. (Okay, that's odd.) Luckily, England has POLECATS, which spray a horrible, gag-inducing odor, as skunks do, so I just rewrote my book. #rewrite #mistakes #research #skunks #polecats #writing #writer #editing #writersCoffeeClub #writers #mastodon #books #book #bookstodon #booksky #scribesAndMakers #authors #author #stupidity