Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

I have a new expression:

situational assholity

That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

#assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity