A quotation from Jean Kerr

Dearer to me than the evening star
A Packard car
A Hershey bar
Or a bride in her rich adorning
Dearer than any of these by far
Is to lie in bed in the morning.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Introduction," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

Dearer to me than the evening star A Packard car A Hershey bar Or a bride in her rich adorning Dearer than any of these by far Is to lie in bed in the morning.

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957-08), “Aunt Jean’s Marshmallow Fudge Diet,” Harper’s Magazine, Vol. 215, No. 1287

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957-08), "Aunt Jean's Marshmallow Fudge Diet," Harper's Magazine, Vol. 215, No. 1287 | WIST Quotations

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. Collected in Please Don’t Eat the Daisies (1957).

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

We are being very careful with our children. They’ll never have to pay a psychiatrist twenty-five dollars an hour to find out why we rejected them. We’ll tell them why we rejected them. Because they’re impossible, that’s why.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Please Don't Eat the Daisies," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

We are being very careful with our children. They'll never have to pay a psychiatrist twenty-five dollars an hour to find out why we rejected them. We'll tell them why we rejected them. Because they're impossible, that's why.

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

I do have a compulsion to read in out-of-the-way places, and it is often a blessing; on the other hand, it sometimes comes between me and what I tell the children is “my work.” As a matter of fact, I will read anything rather than work. And I don’t mean interesting things like the yellow section of the telephone book or the enclosures that come with the Bloomingdale bill about McKettrick classics in sizes 12 to 20, blue, brown, or navy @ 12.95 (by the way, did you know that colored facial tissue is now on sale at the unbelievably low price of 7.85 a carton? ). The truth is that, rather than put a word on paper, I will spend a whole half hour reading the label on a milk-of-magnesia bottle. “Philips’ Milk of Magnesia,” I read with the absolute absorption of someone just stumbling on Congreve, “is prepared only by the Charles H. Philips Co., division of Sterling Drug, Inc. Not to be used when abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, or other symptoms of appendicitis are present, etc.”

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Introduction," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

I do have a compulsion to read in out-of-the-way places, and it is often a blessing; on the other hand, it sometimes comes between me and what I tell the children is “my work.” As a matter of fact, I will read anything rather than work. And I don’t mean…

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

You can’t sleep until noon with the proper élan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don’t count).

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Introduction," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

You can't sleep until noon with the proper élan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

If you can keep your head when about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Introduction," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

If you can keep your head when about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

Now the thing about having a baby — and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this — is that thereafter you have it.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “Introduction,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "Introduction," Please Don’t Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

Now the thing about having a baby -- and I can't be the first person to have noticed this -- is that thereafter you have it.

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

Children are different — mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they’re all a little bit nuts.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957-07-27), “Children Really Are Not People,” Saturday Evening Post

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957-07-27), "Children Really Are Not People," Saturday Evening Post | WIST Quotations

Children are different -- mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts. Collected as "Where Did You Put the Aspirin?" in Please Don't Eat the Daisies (1957).

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Essay (1957), “How to Get the Best of Your Children,” Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

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Kerr, Jean - Essay (1957), "How to Get the Best of Your Children," Please Don't Eat the Daisies | WIST Quotations

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Original magazine publication unknown.

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A quotation from Jean Kerr

   JEFF: Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Jean Kerr (1922-2003) American author and playwright [b. Bridget Jean Collins]
Finishing Touches, Act 1 (1973)

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Kerr, Jean - Finishing Touches, Act 1 (1973) | WIST Quotations

JEFF: Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

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