"Student emails will be answered within 24 hours during the first week of class. After that, response time will be determined by a formula incorporating the response time of the student in past communication as well as the student's punctuality in submitting assignments and..."

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There was about 5.5 litres of whole milk BBD 18th Jan in the office fridge. When I put the new milk from the doorstep into the fridge in the morning I carefully lined it up so there was a new row and a yesterday BBD row, as most sensible people will use the yesterday stuff — it was entirely fine and good. When I went back later someone has clearly had an attack of disgust and shoved them all right up the back top corner of the fridge in their own little quarantine zone.

I asked if I could give them a good home, which the office manager gladly agreed to given she'd just have to tip them down the sink otherwise.

The milk is now ricotta. Just done the simple way: citric acid and salt (I do have rennet, but time is short and that's a faff.)

I may take a ricotta cake into work on Thursday (as I'll need WfH Wednesday time to manage such a thing.)

#CheeseMaking #ricotta #cheese #milk #cooking #WasteNotWantNot ? #IfOnly #Trite

@CStamp

It works like that in hacking movies...

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