Mercedes identifies as an EV. I needed a charge.
I identify as a person who found the local traffic warden and pointed them in this general direction.
A £60 love letter was attached to their windscreen but I still didn't get my charge 😡 I ended up at McDonald's on an overpriced DC fast charger because of this sanitary wipe.
I finally was in the position to use one of the "DICKHEAD ON BOARD" stickers I got from @spellingmistakescostlives - I honestly think that's a good thing that it took this long (almost 6 months since I got the stickers), and sure, it was a rainy day and those parking spots are sooooo much closer to the entrance, dude... but how is your privilege, eh? Oh how I HATE these effing giant 4x4s, the kind of asshole that would complain that EVs weigh too much because of the battery (but guess what, my little EV weighs about HALF one of these monsters!)
Had this Supercharger site been full several of us might have been tempted to attach a tow strap to this guy's tow hooks and shown him that a Tesla has enough torque and adhesion to drag a super-size Ram pickupm even with the brakes set, front hubs locked, and in gear or park.
Or perhaps this is the new Tesla model "A" - for A-hole?
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Kudra 
Karl Auerbach