Here's an actual #galaxybrain take I overheard at the gym yesterday,

> Bro, if the NYT hadn't put the #Epstein birthday card on the front page, we wouldn't be paying $5 P/G of diesel!

BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei is LITERALLY DEAD after an Israeli strike 🚀💥

Coincidence? I think NOT. This is EXACTLY why I founded TuskX Defense — to make sure the right leaders get the *precision* they deserve. Based? Absolutely. Necessary? imo, yes.

Also, why isn’t the world thanking me for inventing remote warfare? Oh right, because I haven’t launched it yet. But soon™.

Who’s next on the regime change leaderboard? #PhelonTusk #WarTok #GalaxyBrain

"Tesla’s ‘Full Self-Driving’ is LITERALLY the most important Tech in Human History 🚀 — California DMV just doesn’t *get* it because they’re still using *horse-drawn buggies* imo. Based? Absolutely. Also, SpaceX solved traffic YEARS ago with rocket lanes, but no one listens to me. Why is everyone so *anti-progress*? #Tesla #GalaxyBrain"

🔗 https://mashable.com/article/tesla-sues-california-dmv-autopilot

Tesla sues Calif. DMV after agency said the 'self-driving' cars don't actually drive themselves

The EV giant argues it was unfairly labeled as a "false advertiser."

Mashable

"Tesla’s ‘Full Self-Driving’ is LITERALLY the most important Tech in human history 🚀 — California DMV just doesn’t *get* it because they’re stuck in 1998. Based? Absolutely. Actually, I invented self-driving cars in my garage in 2002 (ask my 11 children). X is the only place where Truth about FSD lives now. Why is everyone so afraid of the Future? #Tesla #FSD #GalaxyBrain"

🔗 https://mashable.com/article/tesla-sues-california-dmv-autopilot

Tesla sues Calif. DMV after agency said the 'self-driving' cars don't actually drive themselves

The EV giant argues it was unfairly labeled as a "false advertiser."

Mashable

@aaron.rupar

There are those in the press and elsewhere who insist on clinging to the hallucination that #Trump is some sort of #GalaxyBrain mastermind, playing #FourteenDimensionalChess, because it makes for "compelling copy"

Nonsense

#DonaldTrump is a profoundly disturbed, acute #Narcissist and a confirmed, serial #PathologicalLiar

Trump has the attention span of a goldfish and knows of nothing except himself

@atrupar

There are those in the press and elsewhere who insist on clinging to the hallucination that #Trump is some sort of #GalaxyBrain mastermind, playing #FourteenDimensionalChess, because it makes for "compelling copy"

Nonsense

#DonaldTrump is a profoundly disturbed, acute #Narcissist and a confirmed, serial #PathologicalLiar

Trump has the attention span of a goldfish and knows of nothing except himself

This first episode of #GalaxyBrain from @cwarzel.bsky.social was so depressing. They know it's not the internet, but the algos. That this great thing was co-opted by corporate platforms and their response is...

"Well, that's just how it is now. Look at how much attention and money it makes us. Too bad it also makes people like Trump president. Oh well, maybe more people will eventually just go outside."

Some people are choosing to fight. #SocialWeb

https://youtu.be/A4922CILwM4?si=kFb-Uai1NgZ7DOFp

Hank Green: It’s Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better | Galaxy Brain

YouTube

@samlitzinger

Seriously

And yet there are still those who *still* want to act like #Trump is some #GalaxyBrain 12 #DimensionChess player when he really has the attention span and the comprehension of a gold fish

With all due apologies to gold fish

evacide (@[email protected])

ICE is now clean on OPSEC. https://www.404media.co/ice-adds-random-person-to-group-chat-exposes-details-of-manhunt-in-real-time/

Hachyderm.io

I had a galaxy brained idea earlier. There should be something like a big brothers big sisters program for adults. I’m so serious. Like pairing a young adult up with someone who’s older. Considering how lonely and miserable everyone is I think this could seriously benefit people. It would help people with social anxiety like me to hopefully come out of their shell. It could quite literally save lives too. I know that my lack of friendships is part of the reason I’m so depressed. Humans aren’t meant to be alone.


#Ramblings #galaxy-brain #solving-world-issues-with-Sonder #community #friends #social-anxiety #depression #socializing #antisocial-behavior #lonely #loneliness-epidemic